There’s nothing better than a world where everybody’s just trying to make each other laugh. — Matthew Perry

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked. — Matthew Perry

To me, i felt like i was going To die if they didn’t laugh, and it’s not healthy, for sure. — Matthew Perry

When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh–like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me. — Matthew Perry

That’s like the greatest experiences of my life still, ‘Friends,’ so it’s not something I want to get away from, but I do want to try and show something new. — Matthew Perry

I’ve certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self–centered. — Matthew Perry

The thing that I’m most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, ‘I can’t stop drinking. I can’t stop drinking. Can you help me?’ I can say, ‘Yes, I can help you.’ — Matthew Perry

If I hadn’t had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it. — Matthew Perry

My feeling on therapy is it’s a luxury, and if you’re fortunate enough to get some smart people to talk to about life, then that’s fortunate and you should go for it. — Matthew Perry

I learned to fall down early in life–I was like six–because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh. — Matthew Perry

I’d say that on ‘Friends’ my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I’m no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I’m not now. — Matthew Perry

I’m glad that life isn’t like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I’d probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle. — Matthew Perry

I’m making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web. — Matthew Perry

I have a well–documented history of trouble with intimacy. — Matthew Perry

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you’re doing well. — Matthew Perry

I’m a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you’re in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I’ll buy you album. — Matthew Perry

Chandler’s the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing. — Matthew Perry

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There’s a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn’t get them, she’s probably not for me. — Matthew Perry

I decIded to get engaged, luckIly, I happened to be datIng the greatest woman on the face of the planet at thIs tIme. — Matthew Perry

Nine times out of 10, women don’t want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I’ll never get that. — Matthew Perry

Everybody is okay, the girls were there. you’ve got to have the girls there. — Matthew Perry

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time. — Matthew Perry

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up. — Matthew Perry

My sense of style is an old Polo shirt, jeans and, unfortunately for the longest time, white running shoes, which was not attractive. The one thing I’ve learned about clothes is to ask a girl. — Matthew Perry

There was a time when I wasn’t working a lot. It ebbs and flows. Mostly I was just living my life and playing ‘Fallout 3,’ a very fun game. — Matthew Perry

I’m very similar to Chandler in many ways, although Chandler is funnier than me, and Chandler absolutely hates his job whereas I absolutely love my job. — Matthew Perry

I love the idea of ‘the one’ but I actually believe that there isn’t a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it’s all timing. — Matthew Perry

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much. — Matthew Perry

As for my personal life, I’d love to start a family of my own. I think I’d make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great husband. — Matthew Perry

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it’s kind of the law that you love hockey. — Matthew Perry

I hope people lIke the play. people have lIked It so far, and I hope I’m good In It, so that’s all I can really do. — Matthew Perry