When something is truly funny, it’s funny all the time. — Cloris Leachman

Extraordinary miracles, billions and trillions of them, happen all the time, but not because there’s a God. — Cloris Leachman

My family is who I spend my off–time with. — Cloris Leachman

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet. — Cloris Leachman

I’m so sick of Betty White. — Cloris Leachman

I was Miss Chicago in 1946. — Cloris Leachman

I live a very leisurely life. When I do work, it’s not work: it’s great fun and exciting and fresh. New, wonderful, talented people. It’s great pleasure and great fun. — Cloris Leachman

Don’t eat sugar. It’s stupid. — Cloris Leachman

My son became my manager, and he said to me, ‘Mom, if you could do anything you wanted to do, what would it be?’ And out of my mouth immediately came, ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ — Cloris Leachman

I’ve been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in. — Cloris Leachman

I took piano lessons and dancing lessons. I was very good at piano. — Cloris Leachman

Why can’t we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn’t be long before a kid will be in his lap. — Cloris Leachman

I stopped eating meat when I was 35. Thank God. — Cloris Leachman

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another. — Cloris Leachman

If it’s funny, I’ll do anything. — Cloris Leachman

I don’t feel like I’m really in the public eye because I feel like I’m one of the public. — Cloris Leachman

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. — Cloris Leachman

I am from Des Moines, Iowa–not even the city but out in the country. I don’t have a lot of trappings, I think, in my personality. I’m just a simple person with a silly bone. — Cloris Leachman

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there’s enough money, the children should live in a third. — Cloris Leachman

Let whatever’s going to happen, happen. Don’t judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That’s where the gold is. — Cloris Leachman

If you brush your teeth, you don’t want to eat something right after because your mouth feels so fresh. So brushing your teeth actually prevents you from eating until later. — Cloris Leachman

I didn’t say there’s nothing out there, but there certainly isn’t any God. — Cloris Leachman

I’ve taken care of myself all my life. — Cloris Leachman

Everything is so sad and so wonderful. — Cloris Leachman

I always wanted to be healthy and look good. I taught myself in my mid thirties about eating right. — Cloris Leachman