The Best Charles Schulz quotes

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are. — Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!! — Charles M. Schulz

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another. — Charles M. Schulz

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?’ ‘Boy, I hope not! — Charles M. Schulz

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you. — Charles M. Schulz

Love is sharing your popcorn. — Charles M. Schulz

Why is it that you don’t love me?’ ‘Sometimes I wish I knew…’ ‘Don’t anybody tell him!! — Charles M. Schulz

Love is a letter on pink stationery. — Charles M. Schulz

I love America. It’s Americans I can’t stand. — Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles M. Schulz

There’s nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him. — Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. — Charles M. Schulz

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it. — Charles M. Schulz

All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt! — Charles Schulz

It’s either the flu or love… The symptoms are the same. — Charles M. Schulz

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste. — Charles M. Schulz

Love is not knowing what you’re talking about. — Charles M. Schulz

Love makes you do strange things. — Charles M. Schulz

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was. — Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window… She waves at you, and you wave back… But it’s her grandmother. — Charles M. Schulz

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults. — Charles M. Schulz

Happiness is anyone and anything that’s loved by you. — Charles M. Schulz

Happiness is loving your enemies. — Charles M. Schulz

Well, I know about loneliness. I won’t talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all. — Charles M. Schulz

Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks… Weeks feel like months… Months like years… Years like centuries… Centuries like… You get the idea. — Charles M. Schulz

One of Beethoven’s favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese…’ ‘How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal? — Charles M. Schulz

Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed. — Charles M. Schulz

The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what you believe just so you’re sincere. — Charles M. Schulz

There’s no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don’t really have anything to say. — Charles M. Schulz

I’m dying and all I hear are insults! — Charles M. Schulz

Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I’ll see the Great Pumpkin. I’ll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I’ll be waiting for him. — Charles M. Schulz

It was a dark and stormy night.–Snoopy — Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don’t have a single thing to worry about…That always worries me! — Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’. Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night. — Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up. — Charles M. Schulz

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can’t answer. — Charles M. Schulz

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air’. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration. — Charles M. Schulz

In life, it’s not where you go, it’s who you travel with. — Charles M. Schulz

Wouldn’t it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could ‘fast forward’ through the crummy times? — Charles M. Schulz

Life is full of choices, but you never get any! — Charles M. Schulz

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else. — Charles M. Schulz

Life is too short not to live it up a little! — Charles M. Schulz

Little brothers are the buck privates of life! — Charles M. Schulz

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another…. — Charles M. Schulz

If life were a camera, I’d have the lens cap on. — Charles M. Schulz

Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the ‘Fast Forward’ button. — Charles M. Schulz

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life–you just hang around until you get used to it. — Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown… Sometimes you win… Sometimes you lose.’ ‘I’ll be happy if I just make the playoffs. — Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. — Charles M. Schulz

In the Book of Life, The answers aren’t in the back. — Charles M. Schulz

The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That’s my Life. DRAWING. — Charles M. Schulz

I want to know about life! I want some real answers…’ ‘Five.’ ‘Five?!’ ‘I thought that was a pretty good answer! — Charles M. Schulz

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right? — Charles M. Schulz

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog. — Charles M. Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. — Charles M. Schulz

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. — Charles M. Schulz

It’s a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life… But I’m beginning to consider it… — Charles M. Schulz

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is. — Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by… Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?’ ‘I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me! — Charles M. Schulz

If you’re going to draw a comic strip every day, you’re going to have to draw on every experience in your life. — Charles M. Schulz

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs–and they’ll change your life in a hurry. — Charles M. Schulz

What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things? — Charles M. Schulz

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Brownest. — Charles M. Schulz

I’m depressed! I’m completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!’ ‘So what else is new? — Charles M. Schulz

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!! — Charles M. Schulz

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors. — Charles M. Schulz

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?’ ‘Well, at least we’d all be running in the same direction! — Charles M. Schulz

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world! — Charles M. Schulz

Today is my grandfather’s birthday.’ ‘How old is he?’ ‘Sixty–three. It’s hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow! — Charles M. Schulz

Schroeder, do you think I’m beautiful?’ ‘I think you’re the most beautiful girl the world has ever known…’ ‘You hate me, don’t you? — Charles M. Schulz

I just don’t know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?’ ‘How about, enclosed please find a cookie? — Charles M. Schulz

What’s this? That little red–haired girl dropped her pencil… Gee… It’s got teeth marks all over it… She nibbles her pencil… She’s human! — Charles M. Schulz

The rain washed away my pitcher’s mound… I’m a pitcher without a mound… I’m a lost soul… I’m like a politician out of office.’ ‘Or a sailor without an ocean…’ ‘Or a boy without a girl. — Charles M. Schulz

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn’t even get the late worm. — Charles M. Schulz