The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. — Steven Wright

There are more old drunkards than old doctors. — Benjamin Franklin

Nudity is for my boyfriend or my doctor. — Ginnifer Goodwin

Doctor Livingstone, I presume? — Henry Morton Stanley

I’ve outlived all my diet doctors. — Merv Griffin

I’m a medical doctor and a biomedical scientist. — Steven Hatfill

Don’t misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer. — Benjamin Franklin

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. — Benjamin Franklin

A dentist is only half The Doctor he claims to be. — Joshua Ferris

God heals, and The Doctor takes the fees. — Benjamin Franklin

People who have visions should go see a doctor. — Helmut Schmidt

I would like you to know, I am a doctor of music. — Nina Simone

Suicide is cheating The Doctor out of job. — Josh Billings

Better to pay the grocer than The Doctor. — Michael Pollan

Look at your life as a patient and a doctor! — Tae Yun Kim

An ignorant doctor is the aide–de–camp of death. — Avicenna

Each patient carries his own doctor inside him. — Norman Cousins

When I played doctor I played to win. — Joey Comeau

Rule 1: The Doctor lies. — Steven Moffat

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it. — Michael Grant

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. — Benjamin Franklin

The doctors x–rayed my head and found nothing. — Dizzy Dean

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. — Erma Bombeck

He’s a fool that makes his doctor his heir. — Benjamin Franklin

The best doctor gives the least medicines. — Benjamin Franklin

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a mater of opportunity. — Hippocrates

Time is generally the best doctor. — Ovid

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. — Mignon Mclaughlin

If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. — Steven Moffat

Good news!’ she chirped. ‘The doctor says this time it’s triplets! — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that counts, it’s the person — The Doctor

Every time you go to The Doctor and get a good report, the odds keep staking more in your favour. — Fran Drescher

Years of time and space and I’ve never met someone who wasn’t important. — The 11Th Doctor

If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors. — Mignon Mclaughlin

We made, actually, history, because it was the first time ever that doctors could prove that a lifelong Republican has a heart. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn’t know what to do with me. — Darrell Hammond

I think I definitely got scared by the second or third time a doctor told me I was dying. — Daniel Johns

Part of the redesign of FEMA is that they have so many people on standby, whether it is a retired nurse or a doctor who will take time off to go exactly where they are needed.–Ginny Brown — Waite

When I was still in my psychiatric residency training in New York City, I was subjected to The Doctor draft of that time, during the early fifties, at the time of the Korean War. — Robert Jay Lifton

I play a recurring role for a character named Doctor Imo. I assist the villain and show up from time to time. — Keir Dullea

There aren’t more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren’t more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers. — Dorothy Fields

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?’ Artemis blinked. ‘Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity. — Eoin Colfer

One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I’m a doctor on TV. I’m also a real doctor. But I’m also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin. — Zach Braff

Amy: This time can we… lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can’t beat that! — Neil Gaiman

My bones are as hard as a rock. Every time I have a biopsy, The Doctors are doing hand exercises a week, ten days out. — Don Baylor

I am interested in getting people to use the healthcare system at the right time, getting them to see The Doctor early enough, before a small health problem turns serious. — Donna Shalala

Now when you hates you shrinks up inside and gets littler and you squeezes your heart tight and you stays so mad with peoples you feels sick all the time like you needs The Doctor. — Margaret Walker

I recently had to wait two and a half hours in a doctor’s office, just waiting to be seen. I literally was genuinely thinking ‘Well, maybe this is a time loop.’ — Jane Espenson

My job is writing. I get paid to do it. When was the last time you heard someone challenge a doctor for making money off of cancer? — Joyce Maynard

Tim Tebow’s like the snake doctor for Florida. Gotta stop the snake doctor, keep the Gators from moving the ball….this time he snaked Alabama with a play action pass. — Gary Danielson

Life is short, the art long. — Hippocrates

The life so short, the craft so long to learn. — Hippocrates

Surgeons must be very careful When they take the knife! Underneath their fine incisions Stirs the Culprit–Life! — Emily Dickinson

Tragedy cannot be the end of our lives. We cannot allow it to control and defeat us. — Izzeldin Abuelaish

The ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever kind, and restoring peace by his mere presence. — Henri Frederic Amiel

It’s more important to know what sort of person has a disease than to know what sort of disease a person has. — Hippocrates

Why are infectious disease doctors the best ones to date? They are the most cultured and sensitive. — Peter Rogers Md

I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease. — John Donne

I want doctors to treat toward health and not treat toward disease. — David Agus

As to diseases, make a habit of two things–to help, or at least, to do no harm. — Hippocrates

Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease. — Hippocrates

The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will cure and prevent disease with nutrition. — Thomas A. Edison

I’d like people to know that you can head off kidney disease, maybe prevent a transplant or stop the disease from progressing after detection by doing a simple urine test in The Doctor’s office. — Sean Elliott