Best Danny Devito quotes

danny devito quotes on time

I climbed like a billion stairs… its not like I can take them two at a time. —Danny DeVito

I’m always studying and I’ve been doing it for a long time now. —Danny DeVito


I didn’t do it because of the underlying greed that’s prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time using your clout when you have it and what for and what reason. —Danny DeVito

I don’t think I’ve been bored, ever. I’ve always been working on two or three things at a time; whether it was in the early days, or whatever, I was always working on something. —Danny DeVito

People come into your lives who you have a good time with, and time goes by and you still have a good time with them and you do stupid stuff with them. To me, that’s life. —Danny DeVito

I developed that for a long time. I also developed ‘Sugar Sweet Science’ at New Line and that didn’t happen. That was a boxing movie. And between all that there were a couple of other things. —Danny DeVito


danny devito quotes on love

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin. —Danny DeVito

I love women. I mean, I’m married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble. —Danny DeVito


danny devito quotes on look

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be. —Danny DeVito

I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a tower, and it’s leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich. —Danny DeVito


danny devito quotes on people

I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don’t get bugged because there aren’t many people around. —Danny DeVito

Wherever I am, it’s a really good feeling to have that connection to people. I love to go out to talk to people and be with folks. I don’t shy away from it. —Danny DeVito


You have to give people permission to laugh. That’s why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies. —Danny DeVito

My parents worked their tails off, but we weren’t the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor. —Danny DeVito

I’ll tell you one thing, it’s a cruel, cruel world. —Danny DeVito

Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend your childhood. —Danny DeVito


danny devito quotes on call

Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money. —Danny DeVito

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start. —Danny DeVito


danny devito quotes on funny

I don’t know. I think it’s funny! I think it’s funny! I go, what? It’s so absurd. I’m alone. —Danny DeVito

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark–things that I like to do. —Danny DeVito


More from Danny devito

I’ll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy’s hilarious. —Danny DeVito

Most men somewhere in their psyche are still dragging women around by their hair. It’s terrible. I have two daughters, but even before my kids were born I always thought that it was terrible. —Danny DeVito

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything. —Danny DeVito

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean. —Danny DeVito


It’s fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you’re not safe, when you’re not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway. —Danny DeVito

When we get out of this, I’m gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the ‘I am pissed off’ sort of way. —Danny DeVito

We did ‘Erin Brockovich,’ we did ‘Man on the Moon,’ we did ‘Living Out Loud,’ but now I’m going to keep going. —Danny DeVito

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go? —Danny DeVito

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