There are so many things to worry about as an entrepreneur. You don’t need some stupid quote compilation making you feel bad about yourself. But, at the same time, it’s hard not to get sucked in sometimes. So, I’m here to provide you with a dose of reality and a few laughs. Because let’s face it, we could all use a good chuckle every once in a while. Here are some of the stupidest quotes I’ve come across lately – and trust me, there were plenty to choose from! Enjoy! 🙂 (or not…
The best stupid quotes
1. Whenever God allows a mass blindness to cover his church, it is not out of stupidity, it is out of divine providence — Sunday Adelaja
2. There is among doctors, in acute hospitals at least, a presumption of stupidity in their patients. — Oliver Sacks
3. I’m just another stupid human. — Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger
4. Life would take everything from you eventually. So who would be so stupid to leave someone they loved by choice? — Tommy Wallach, Thanks for the Trouble
5. Fear is the freaky troll under the bridge that leads to achievement. — Richie Norton, The Power of Starting Something Stupid: How to Crush Fear, Make Dreams Happen, and Live without Regret
6. Never trust a man who teaches about death but yet had no real experience at all about it. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
7. The only thing I hate worse than a hero is a stupid hero. — Raymond L. Atkins, The Front Porch Prophet
8. It’s like practicing pole vaulting your entire life, and then getting to the olympics and saying, ‘what the hell did I want to jump over this stupid bar for? — Stephen King, The Long Walk
9. There’s kind of wisdom that must be firstly rejected before accepted. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
10. I think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid. — Taylor Swift
11. Naivete in grownups is often charming — but when coupled with vanity it is indistinguishable from stupidity.
12. The people in Hollywood are fabulously stupid. — Michael Crichton
13. If you violate laws of God, you’re a sinner.If you violate laws of men, you’re a criminal.If you violate your own laws, you’re pathetic. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
14. Ignorance is relatively easy to cure — stupidity is much harder.
15. I’ve been through hell in this life, yet risen up and survived.I felt pity after heard that boy’s preaching about motivation. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
16. You think embracing the longing while waiting for the right man is impossible? Well obviously you didn’t get the memo. — Osayi Emokpae Lasisi, Impossible Is Stupid
17. I almost slapped a patient yesterday. Stupid b**** kicked me while I was telling her to push. Talking about she needed something for the pain. — Shakuita Johnson, Dark Indiscretions
18. By having good memories on every place you just visit, you are building paradise in your own heart and your life. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
19. Competition is a rude yet effective motivation. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
20. The Jews have never been ashamed of being Jews, whereas homosexuals have been stupid enough to be ashamed of their homosexuality. — Rainer Werner Fassbinder
21. The only order in the universe is just a cycle of calm and chaos. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
22. It’s a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn’t get someone else to play me, that would’ve been stupid. — Sean Lennon
23. Only ignorance excuses stupidity — Nalini Singh, Angels’ Blood
24. Capitalism is a stupid system, a backward system. — Stokely Carmichael
25. ‘if they think they can stop me, I defy them to bring the best they have and I shall roast them over a pit of their own arrogant stupidity.”––Maxis’ — Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dragonbane
26. Do you know why some people feel jealousy from me? Because I don’t like to comment back on their stupid remarks. — Wiz Khalifa
27. Embellishing a story for whatever reason proves you’re a liar. Doing it in front of someone who knows the truth proves your stupidity. — D.S. Mixell
28. The snobbish lost in laud. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
29. Illiteracy and stupidity are not quite different statuses — they are both the outcome of our lethargy and indolence.
30. Before I started a company, I was an employee with a bad attitude. I was always felt like, bosses are stupid, and people weren’t well treated. — Mitch Kapor
31. There’s no sin but stupidity. — Oscar Wilde
32. Fear is the freaky troll under the bridge that leads to achievement. — Richie Norton, The Power of Starting Something Stupid: How to Crush Fear, Make Dreams Happen, and Live without Regret
33. Don’t be stupid. It’s not smart. — Ty Pennington
34. Crooks aren’t the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world. — Orson Welles
35. I thInk he was the only kId In school that we could beat up, you know, I’m not braggIng about thIs. thIs Is terrIble. I was a stupId kId, I dIdn’t want to beat hIm up. — Matthew Perry
36. You won’t be a wiser man if you always keep away from bad people or poor ones. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
37. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public — Scott Adams
38. Why do you hate me so much?To be honest, I don’t know why, but I really hate to feel this way. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
39. Love is being stupid together. — Paul Valery
40. Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing. — Sarah Dessen, Along for the Ride
41. I’m never, I hope, stupid enough to believe that Twitter or blogging or any of this stuff is a substitute for actually doing the work or writing a book. — Neil Gaiman
42. And although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid. — Richard M. Sherman, Vocal Selections from Walt Disney’s Mary Poppins
43. If you think too much heaven within your mind, you may have no time for simple things in this life. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
44. Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive. — Rodney Dangerfield
45. My strengths and weaknesses are the same: I’ve got the willingness and stupidity to try anything. If I think it’s even remotely possible, I’ll do it. — Travis Pastrana
46. You can’t be yourself within jealousy. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
47. Whoever thirst for money is real victim of a capital illusion. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
48. In a world of stupidity a thinking man is insane — rassool jibraeel snyman
49. It ain’t just about writing on some documents, author writes on to the readers’ heart and mind. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
50. If you escape from a necessary fight, pray you will live long enough to wait for and deal with the same challenge that must be settled. — Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
Conclusion
No one can deny that there is a certain wisdom in the saying “Stupid is as stupid does”. It is a reminder that we should always think twice before taking an action that can result in negative consequences. We should also remember that it is not always necessary to be the smartest person in the room. Being kind and generous is often more rewarding than being the smartest person. At the end of the day, it is our actions that define us, not our intellect.