The Best Robert Pattinson quotes

I’ve got such effeminate hands. I could never be strong. Whenever I even got to a save, my fingers would just bend back and the ball would hit me in the face. — Robert Pattinson

Sometimes I think I look like I’ve had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson

Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, ‘Whoa, I’m so cool.’ — Robert Pattinson

My whole head is like I’ve had a face lift. — Robert Pattinson

In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of ‘Cops’ and ‘World’s Dumbest Criminals’. I could watch that the entire day. — Robert Pattinson

When I was flying to Rome, we flew over London; I felt like bursting into tears. It’s part of me, so I can’t leave London behind for good. — Robert Pattinson

Just last year I couldn’t even get a date, and then this year… it’s so bizarre that everybody just changes their mind at the same time. — Robert Pattinson

I did this movie about Salvador Dali a few years ago and had hair extensions and a little bob. That was incredibly bizarre. — Robert Pattinson

I wonder if vampire’s eyebrows can grow back. — Robert Pattinson

My biggest problem in my life is I’m cheap and I didn’t hire a publicist. In every awkward interview, normally actors get these things scripted. — Robert Pattinson

I’m really scary in reality. Most of the time. — Robert Pattinson

I had to do two roles in two days, I’m in a hairflux. — Robert Pattinson

I hate people who cry around me. I’m not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It’s like, ‘Shut up.’ — Robert Pattinson

Xavier would be such a great burger. He’s all covered in spread. — Robert Pattinson

I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous. — Robert Pattinson

I have very, very low expenditures, but still I manage to spend it all. I guess Hot Pockets are more expensive than I thought. — Robert Pattinson

My dad says he likes to bask in my glow. — Robert Pattinson

People don’t find the personal lives of people with much, much more power than any celebrity would have–don’t find their personal lives interesting. — Robert Pattinson

I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be… I just can’t wait! — Robert Pattinson

I really like Nicki Minaj. I think she’s great. — Robert Pattinson

I started doing a paper round when I was about 10. I started earning 10 pounds a week and then I was obsessed with earning money until I was about 15. — Robert Pattinson

There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it’s definitely not true. I can promise you that. — Robert Pattinson

The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit. — Robert Pattinson

People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It’s like, wow, he’s a superhuman moron…. So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he’s so sexy. — Robert Pattinson

Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I’m best dressed at all times.(smiles) — Robert Pattinson

I’m not one of these guys who’s constantly in a relationship, not at all. — Robert Pattinson

My little cousin tells me I look like Magneto so I guess that’s who I should probably play. — Robert Pattinson

I would have taught her a les­son she wouldn’t forget! — Robert Pattinson