The best ricky bobby quotes

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      Ricky bobby quote On Jesus


      I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all–white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life. —Cal Naughton


      I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo T–shirt. ‘Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party. —Cal Naughton



      Ricky bobby quote On Bobby


      Hi, I’m Ricky Bobby. If you don’t chew Big Red, then f–[bleep] you. —Ricky Bobby



      Ricky bobby quote On Help


      Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! —Ricky Bobby


      I don’t know what to do with my hands. —Ricky Bobby


      No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high–level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. —Ricky Bobby


      When you work on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you need the right tools too. That’s why you should use [is tossed a box of tampons] Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR. —Ricky Bobby



      Ricky bobby quote On Ricky


      Ricky, remember: The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night. —Chip


      We go together like cocaine and waffles. —Cal Naughton


      Did that blow your mind? Because that just happened! —Ricky Bobby


      You don’t understand. You don’t understand because you don’t understand liberty. You don’t understand freedom. So, you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me? —Ricky Bobby


      More quotes on Ricky bobby quote

      Hey, Jamie! Losing’s never fun, but here’s a little something to pick your spirits up… (flips the finger) It’s real nice…I got it at Target…it was on sale. —Ricky Bobby


      Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different. —Jean Girard


      Why do you want me to break your arm so badly? —Jean Girard


      I’m all jacked up on mountain dew! —Texas Ranger


      I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There’s no shame in that. —Cal Naughton


      Old man, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey! —Texas Ranger

      Wow. I feel like I’m in Highlander! —Ricky Bobby

      If you ain’t first, you’re last. —Ricky Bobby

      You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain’t nothing more God damn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car. —Reese Bobby

      Here’s the dealI’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. —Ricky Bobby

      You’ve gotta cross over the anger bridge and come back to the friendship shore. —Cal Naughton

      Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken. —Ricky Bobby

      I’m just a big hairy American winning machine, you know? —Ricky Bobby

      The success setup

      Motivation & productivity Hacks and Mindsets from the most successful entrepreneurs.


        The success setup

        Motivation & productivity Hacks and Mindsets from the most successful entrepreneurs.


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