The Best Redd Foxx quotes

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven’t been out all day. — Redd Foxx

I’ve been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I’m too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination. — Redd Foxx

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle. — Redd Foxx

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you’re not going to like the view. — The Undertaker

That would be a dream match for me to see Finn Balor versus The Undertaker. — The Undertaker

My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker. — The Undertaker

What’s an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet? — Redd Foxx

I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass. — The Undertaker

A girl’s legs are her best friends … but even the best of friends must part. — Redd Foxx

I’ve never been in the ring with The Undertaker. — The Undertaker

It’s some chopped liver. That’s Jewish soul food. — Redd Foxx

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why. — Redd Foxx

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive. — Redd Foxx

When I was very first getting into wrestling, the Undertaker was my favorite. — The Undertaker

The definition of indecent–when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep–it’s in decent. — Redd Foxx

If you can see the handwriting on the wall… you’re on the toilet. — Redd Foxx

I’m convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle–class America a lot of what they need to know. — Redd Foxx

The show doesn’t drive home a lesson, but it can open up people’s minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be. — Redd Foxx

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn’t remind you of anything. — Redd Foxx

If you’re going to learn about entrances from anyone, you might learn from the Undertaker. — The Undertaker

I ain’t from Africa. I’m from St. Louis. — Redd Foxx

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we’d all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! — Redd Foxx

The only time I had an ego is I when wanted to have a reverse Undertaker record at WrestleMania, and they messed it up! — The Undertaker

Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. — The Undertaker

I am my heart’s undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow. — The Undertaker

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It’s a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world. — Redd Foxx

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. — Redd Foxx

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America–that and a sense of humor that just couldn’t be enslaved. — Redd Foxx

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. — Redd Foxx

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I’m coming to join ya, honey! — Redd Foxx

Getting to work with The Undertaker right off the bat was a tremendous opportunity. It was an opportunity to be a career–maker, and fortunately, I was able to take advantage of that. — The Undertaker

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. — Redd Foxx

Wwe was looking for an opponent for The Undertaker. They needed someone for an upcoming pay–per–view. I was supposed to be just one and done. — The Undertaker

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top. — Redd Foxx

Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven. — The Undertaker