The Best Phil Robertson quotes

Women with whiskers… its a bummer. — Phil Robertson

Women are a lot like ducks–they don’t like mud on their butts. — Phil Robertson

The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. — Phil Robertson

Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. — Phil Robertson

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there’s a woman. — Phil Robertson

I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. — Phil Robertson

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together. — Phil Robertson

I’ve been on this earth for sixty–six years, and I’ve reached a conclusion and it’s a fact: women are strange creatures. — Phil Robertson

Whether you’re talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em. — Phil Robertson

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible… now there’s the complete package of womanhood. — Phil Robertson

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards–women and youth. — Phil Robertson

But it also came at a significant cost for human rights, and today’s restricted freedom of expression, self–censorship and stunted multiparty democracy. — Phil Robertson

There’s one race on this planet. It’s called the human race. We’re all the same. To me, there is absolutely nothing that has color to do with it. — Phil Robertson

In one fell swoop, president obama has jettisoned what remaIned of u.s. leverage to improve human rights In vietnam–and basically gotten nothIng for it. — Phil Robertson

President trump should raise human rights concerns with kim jong un, but i would be very surprised if he does, he will not let human rights stand in the way of a deal, that’s for sure. — Phil Robertson

Let’s hope that someone on his team realizes that respect for human rights must be a core u.s. foreign policy value, and not just a reality show line. — Phil Robertson

I’m a low–tech man in a high–tech world. — Phil Robertson

I’m as much of a homophobe as Jesus was. The people who are participating in homosexual behavior, they need to know that I love them. — Phil Robertson

We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. — Phil Robertson

Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks. — Phil Robertson

It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them. — Phil Robertson

Ted cruz loves god, he loves james madison and he’s a strict constitutionalist. you know what Ted cruz understands, god raises these empires up. it is god who brings them down. — Phil Robertson

I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty, and like Him, I love all of humanity. — Phil Robertson

We’re trying to infuse a little good into the American culture. Love God, love your neighbor, hunt ducks. Raise your kids, make them behave, love them. I don’t see the down side to that. — Phil Robertson

We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. — Phil Robertson

Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911. — Phil Robertson

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me. — Phil Robertson

To call me in, I’m thinking I don’t own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I’m dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days. — Phil Robertson

A real man don’t call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot — Phil Robertson

Everywhere my sons and I go, we’re telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy–then down the road we go. — Phil Robertson

If you delve into and a part of the political wars, the–as I would call it, the arguing ad infinitum. It never ends, and very few people I’ve noticed ever change their mind. — Phil Robertson

This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter. — Phil Robertson

Otto should have never been arrested in the first place and kim is responsible for that decision and everything that subsequently happened. — Phil Robertson