The Best Patricia Bath quotes

Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn’t the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf. — Maggie Stiefvater

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. — Erma Bombeck

If you could just see your face,’ she told me. ‘You look like a cat in a bathtub. — Patricia Briggs

I’m from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn’t graduate from college. I don’t care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma. — P. C. Cast

Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you’d be boiled to death before you knew it. — Margaret Atwood

How did you die?’ ‘We er….drowned in a bathtub.’ ‘All three of you?’ ‘It was a big bathtub. — Rick Riordan

I think a lot of contemplation happens in bathtubs. It does for me. Nothing like a hot bath to ease the tension and think about what’s going to happen next. — Sarah Mclachlan

I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and they were so valuable and liberating. — Leonard Orr

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. — Sylvia Plath

The red washing down the bathtub can’t change the color of the sea at all. — Derrick C. Brown

We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to. — Grover Norquist

Bathtubs, pools, water–to me, it’s a very essential part of being grounded and sensual and feeling yourself. — Andre Balazs

My parents didn’t like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield

For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic. — James N. Frey

I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of the bathtub plug a man? — Erica Jong

As a bathtub lined with white porcelain, When the hot water gives out or goes tepid, So is the slow cooling of our chivalrous passion, O my much praised but–not–altogether–satisfactory lady. — Ezra Pound

You can swim, too.’ he says. ‘Where did you learn that in District Twelve?’ ‘We have a very big bathtub. — Suzanne Collins

President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel? — Greta Van Susteren

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. — Ethel Waters

The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find. — Terry Pratchett

Gee, this isn’t like I imagined it would be in the bathtub. — Dianne Wiest

What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was. — Tom Robbins

Writing fiction, especially a long work of fiction, can be a difficult, lonely job; it’s like crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a bathtub. There’s plenty of opportunity for self–doubt. — Stephen King

Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub. — Robert Hunter

If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death. — Rick Riordan

When I was young, I would sit in the bath and ideas would come to me. But I’m not young any more, so now I just sit in the bath. — Aki Kaurismaki

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane–covered bathtub? — Norton Juster

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic