Those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride. — Nacho Libre

I don’t want to get paid to lose. I wanna win! — Nacho Libre

Can I come in?’ ‘No, people might get the wrong idea about you… like maybe you are a floozy.’ — Nacho Libre

Take it easy. — Nacho Libre

It sucks to be me right now! — Nacho Libre

If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle. — Nacho Libre

They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients. — Nacho Libre

Hey! Can’t you see this woman’s a nun? And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me. — Nacho Libre

Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like? — Nacho Libre

Everyone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party! — Nacho Libre

In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk. — Nacho Libre

Have you ever had feelings for a nun? — Nacho Libre

Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time! — Nacho Libre

Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos. — Nacho Libre

Get that corn outta my face! — Nacho Libre

I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun. — Nacho Libre

Some people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. Love you. — Nacho Libre

I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile–drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor. — Nacho Libre

They may have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his… nucleus. — Nacho Libre

Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening… for some toast. — Nacho Libre

I need professional help. I need Ramses! He’s the best. I must learn his ways! — Nacho Libre

You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day! — Nacho Libre

I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long? — Nacho Libre

You gave them permission to hurt me like this. — Nacho Libre

My favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, playing volleyball… — Nacho Libre

I’m not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That’s probably why we never win. — Nacho Libre

Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior? — Nacho Libre

I’m a little concerned right now. About your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized? — Nacho Libre