I’ve been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don’t even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I’m changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I’m supposed to. — Mike Epps

With Ice Cube they ain’t no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check. — Mike Epps

Everybody that’s living in this earth is living in a situation. It’s not narrow–minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes. — Mike Epps

Cedric, man, it’s like if I’m working with you, like I’m sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That’s how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid. — Mike Epps

I’ve been doing comedy and paying my bills. — Mike Epps

I don’t know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain’t even never been to a wedding. — Mike Epps

You know, my life’s changed now. I’m starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You’re supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right. — Mike Epps

To have longevity in this business, you have to reinvent yourself. You can’t keep doing the same stuff. Sometimes I’ve turned down stuff and lost money. — Mike Epps

I’m a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what’s happening to me. — Mike Epps

I left Indiana, and I ain’t been back since. I’ve been doing comedy and paying my bills. — Mike Epps

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff. — Mike Epps

But I’m real conscious about what I do. I don’t care what the label is. I’m looking at the outcome of it. — Mike Epps

I used to be a dusty little child. — Mike Epps

I’m humble enough to wait and just chill. I’m having fun just working with these good people, man. — Mike Epps

You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit. — Mike Epps

I’m telling a Richard Pryor story through me. — Mike Epps

You know, you can’t make the people do what you want them to do. — Mike Epps

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it’s just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It’s got to all gel together, you know what I mean? — Mike Epps

I don’t know why people think I’m this ad–lib dude. — Mike Epps

I would love to play Magnum P.I. — Mike Epps

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death. — Mike Epps

We all take losses and it’s about getting up and coming back. — Mike Epps

Yeah, I don’t mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty. — Mike Epps

I get a lot of people trying to take advantage of me because of my kindness. So, I’m either real nice to you, or I want to cut your head off. There’s no in between with me. — Mike Epps

She didn’t break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain’t supposed to be all involved in that. That’s why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right. — Mike Epps

Just the fact that I’m in the game is great. I’m just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I’m humble and I try to be humble. — Mike Epps

I’m gonna have to develop myself. I’m just going to do the best that I can do. — Mike Epps

Resident Evil’ was different. I like to challenge myself and do different things sometimes. So when it came to me, I was, like, ‘Come on with it, I’ll do it. — Mike Epps