I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I’d take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I’m a very outdoorsy guy. — Larry The Cable Guy

I don’t take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh. — Larry The Cable Guy

I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I’m a strange person. — Larry The Cable Guy

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show–in July in Nashville. In 98–degree weather. I love it. — Larry The Cable Guy

I hate flying. I’m not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I’m not a big fan of it. — Larry The Cable Guy

I’m more of a rodeo type guy. — Larry The Cable Guy

I can’t live without it. I’m on HuskerPedia™ every day. — Larry The Cable Guy

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH. — Larry The Cable Guy

I’m so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain’t affecting my life at all. — Larry The Cable Guy

I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night. — Larry The Cable Guy

When you’re married with kids, you just think differently. — Larry The Cable Guy

I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree with somebody, and I can still be friends with them. — Larry The Cable Guy

I’m defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech. — Larry The Cable Guy

Sometimes you’ve gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. — Larry The Cable Guy

I’m saying, come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then? — Larry The Cable Guy

He who laughs last, thinks slowest. — Larry The Cable Guy

Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes. — Larry The Cable Guy

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re–heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. — Larry The Cable Guy

When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one. — Larry The Cable Guy

I don’t judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn’t spell. I judge a person by their character. — Larry The Cable Guy

Remember, half the people you know are below average. — Larry The Cable Guy

I don’t know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say. — Larry The Cable Guy

People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, ‘He wasn’t a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed. — Larry The Cable Guy

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I’m married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act. — Larry The Cable Guy

I don’t think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that’s the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one–liner type stuff. — Larry The Cable Guy

I’ve been fortunate, I’ve been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you have a big fan base, and I have a great fan base. — Larry The Cable Guy

I have thick skin. I’m not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there’s something I think might offend me, I don’t listen to it. — Larry The Cable Guy

I’ve been down in Florida since 1979. When you’re born in Nebraska you really can’t explain it. — Larry The Cable Guy

I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn’t want to get spanked, and I didn’t want to go to Hell. — Larry The Cable Guy

There’s the old joke, ‘What’s the difference between country and redneck? Well, that’s three hundred dollars. — Larry The Cable Guy

I don’t hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different. — Larry The Cable Guy

There’s nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and go to as many Nebraska games as I could. — Larry The Cable Guy