Sounds like Fifty Shades of Gross to me, motherf*cker. — Kenny Powers

Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism. — Kenny Powers

Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid. — Kenny Powers

If you’ve got something you want to say, then just say it. — Kenny Powers

I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions. — Kenny Powers

I brought you guys up from less than f*ckin’ nothin’, and took you up to a championship level, only to abandon you there. — Kenny Powers

Ok, Toby, here we go, bud. We’re going to put you on the big people’s furniture. Try not to shit all over it, OK? — Kenny Powers

I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising. F*ck this guy. — Kenny Powers

See, in life, when you have talent all the other s**t doesn’t matter. If we were on an island with no weights and no running drills, who would be on top then? The guy with the talent. — Kenny Powers

I learned a lot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is not always greener. I learned that adversity’s sweet milk. That’s philosophy, April. — Kenny Powers

There have been many comebacks throughout history…Well, my comeback is almost complete, and I can say that, when it is complete, it will shake the pillars of this land or town.’ — Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers is a man. Kenny Powers is an athlete. Kenny Powers is a lover. But the most he is, I mean, the thing that Kenny Powers is the most, is a goddamn champion. — Kenny Powers

I’m sick and tired of carrying all the weight… the coaches and owners not giving me the sh*t I need to win. Atlanta, you’re fu*king out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let’s find a bar and get sh*t–faced. — Kenny Powers

Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, OK? — Kenny Powers

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer. — Kenny Powers

The good thing about getting over depression is…well…you can start to see your enemies more clearly. Suddenly, everyone isn’t an obstacle, just some people are. — Kenny Powers

Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a shit. — Kenny Powers

Everyone wanted a piece of my sh*t. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a f**king cannon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. — Kenny Powers

When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom. — Kenny Powers

Toby, what do you want from me? I’ve been super cool to you. I’ve given you a bowl of Chex Mix and some water. Why are you making curses upon me? If I give you a toy, will that erase the curse? — Kenny Powers

Purity–it’s what we all desire, and it is what I’ve come here to share with you. Hence the all whites. — Kenny Powers

Stay in school. Fight the power. Don’t do drugs. Unless, of course, you’re doing them with me. — Kenny Powers

A man fights and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for p*ssies. And my ass ain’t no p*ssy. My ass is a f*cking champion. — Kenny Powers

What is that smell?…What did you eat? Diarrhea? — Kenny Powers

There’s no better feeling than winning. — Kenny Powers

Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no–no! — Kenny Powers

Oddly enough, the people here aren’t that different from the ones back home, when you get past the lack of interest in real sports, and the need to have yellow rice at every fuckin’ meal. — Kenny Powers

How does any genius figure out his inventions? I mean, how did Leonardo DiCaprio figure out about gravity? ‘Cause the bitch was sleepin’ underneath a tree and an apple hit him on his head. — Kenny Powers