As an entrepreneur, you have to wear a lot of hats. You’re a CEO, marketer, salesperson, and more. But don’t forget: you’re also the office clown. Jokes are a great way to show your lighter side and break the ice with clients and coworkers. Here are some of our favorite jokes for entrepreneurs.

The best joke quotes

1. I did see the Soul Train picture. That was interesting. I’ve heard all the jokes. I had it coming. — Mike Tomlin

2. In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that’s what I did. — Sunil Gangopadhyay

3. I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It’s a weakness of mine. — Matthew Norman, Domestic Violets

4. I can’t cuss and tell jokes the rest of my life. I gotta say something meaningful. I gotta give something back to a Creator who has given so much to me. — Steve Harvey

5. I don’t know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did. — Marty Feldman

6. You cant laugh at a joke agian and agian, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over agian? — Monika Ramzy

7. ‘you hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, ” Garrett joked.’ — Tara Sivec, A Beautiful Lie

8. The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes and ball–busting. — Rob Lowe

9. Laugh until you cry — never let your eyes look dryThis is not a matter of joke

10. I feel like I’m a child of the Internet, and the Internet has raised me, and its jokes might not be appropriate at certain times. So, I keep them locked inside. — Naomi Osaka

11. Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you’re willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me. — Rachel Maddow

12. It’s a family joke that when I was a tiny child I turned from the window out of which I was watching a snowstorm, and hopefully asked, ‘Momma, do we believe in winter? — Philip Roth

13. I don’t think my film style has changed. I’m doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger. — Woody Allen

14. I don’t think of my songs as sad songs. I think of them as vulnerable and honest. I crack jokes in between songs, so people don’t leave feeling too dark. — Mary Lambert

15. The Mexican…is familiar with death. [He] jokes about it, caresses it, sleeps with it, celebrates it. It is one of his favorite toys and his most steadfast love. — Octavio Paz

16. I have five boys in the family, and it’s constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes. — Mitt Romney

17. Zen people love Buddha so tremendously that they can even play jokes upon him. It is out of great love; they are not afraid. — Rajneesh

18. I’d like to tell you some jokes now but you’d only laugh. — Milton Berle

19. Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It’s scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. — Tina Fey, Bossypants

20. If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned. — Will Rogers

21. It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes. — Thomas Aquinas

22. Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho

23. I wasn’t about to tell him that I never said anything to anyone who teased me. I just went along with it like it was my joke too. I wanted everyone to like me… — Sydney Salter, Jungle Crossing

24. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — Will Rogers

25. Ain’t nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord. — Nancy B. Brewer, Beyond Sandy Ridge

26. A joke is a good camouflage. Next best comes sentiment… But the best camouflage of all–in my opinion–is the plain and simple truth. Because nobody ever believes it. — Max Frisch

27. I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. — Steven Alexander

28. An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners’ names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought. — Mignon McLaughlin

29. I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non–alcoholic. You didn’t notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

30. When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: ‘I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn’t like. — Will Rogers

31. You’re gonna be like Aquaman?’ she asked. ‘Get the fish to fight for you?”Thanks, ‘ Percy said. ‘I haven’t heard enough Aquaman jokes for one lifetime. — Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

32. I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. — Steven Alexander

33. Leo. Jason said, you’re wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on! — Rick Riordan

34. All these jokes have been pre–approved as funny by me. — Mitch Hedberg

35. Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba Mcentire

36. Russell Crowe likes to tell jokes, which I can’t. I can’t remember a joke to save my life. I don’t have a brain for it. — Rachel Mcadams

37. Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u.. — honeya

38. I’m a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I’ll crack a joke, then worry if I’ve offended someone–even when they’re laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying. — Sophia Bush

39. I grew up in the projects. You have no choice but to fight. My jokes used to get me in fights. — Marlon Wayans

40. Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject. — Ted Danson

41. When he smiles it’s as if you’d just told him the first joke on earth. — Mitch Albom

42. I’m a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I’ll crack a joke, then worry if I’ve offended someone–even when they’re laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying. — Sophia Bush

43. Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World’s Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults–Uncensored edition

44. When I was 12, my friend and I tried to sneak onto a plane from my hometown of Cleveland to New York City! My dad encouraged us–he was a wild guy, big on jokes. — Molly Shannon

45. A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public — they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it

46. I joke around a lot about the manic times because they’re funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. — Patty Duke

47. Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho

48. First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that’s a joke and everybody in the world knows it. — Norman Schwarzkopf

49. Posterity was a vaudeville joke audible only to those with front–row seats… — Roberto Bolaño

50. The joke is that U2’s new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers. — Thom Yorke

Conclusion

We hope you have enjoyed reading our list of some of the best quotes about jokes! Jokes can bring light to any situation, and can even help to heal emotional wounds. So, don’t be afraid to laugh and enjoy life! We hope these quotes have inspired you to keep smiling and laughing, no matter what!