The only problem is time. — Seth MacFarlane

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, ‘whoa!’ — Seth MacFarlane

I’m big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there’s sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America. — Seth MacFarlane

On a certain day, I will tweet five times, and then I’ll go four days without tweeting at all. It really depends on what time allows. Twitter, priority–wise, has to come after the work is done. — Seth MacFarlane

There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing. — Seth MacFarlane

With any half–hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself. — Seth MacFarlane

You gotta keep the funny intact. — Seth MacFarlane

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he’s funny. — Seth MacFarlane

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify. — Seth MacFarlane

We never really tried to shock for shock’s sake on ‘Family Guy’. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny. — Seth MacFarlane

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it’s just going to be that much funnier. And there’s no better example of that than ‘Monty Python.’ — Seth MacFarlane

Some of those more out–there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. — Seth MacFarlane

The Simpsons are ugly–looking, and they should be. That’s what works. That’s one of the things that’s funny. — Seth MacFarlane

The quest for Tommy Lee Jones’ laugh begins now. — Seth MacFarlane

God will punish the wicked. And before He does, we will. — John Green

Wicked is not much worse than indiscreet. — John Donne

He regards it as the highest insult for the wicked to boast of His covenant while profaning His sacred Name by their whole lives. — John Calvin

He who is not angry, whereas he has cause to be, sins. For unreasonable patience is the hotbed of many vices, it fosters negligence, and incites not only the wicked but the good to do wrong. — John Chrysostom

Patriotism is a virtue of the wicked. Irreverence is the champion of liberty, it’s only sure defence. The Golden eye of justice sees, bequites the unjust man — John Braun

Waves crack with wicked fury against me ship’s hull while ocean currents rage as the full moon rises o’re the sea.” (Cutthroat’s Omen: A Crimson Dawn) — John Phillips

I have a car that I like–an Aston Martin–for Sunday drives in the country. — Seth MacFarlane

Fox is notorious for having a very thick skin about taking shots at themselves. — Seth MacFarlane

If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I’ll watch it. That’s how I watched ‘The Sopranos’. — Seth MacFarlane

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes. — Seth MacFarlane

Every woman’s innate ability to let anything go. — Seth MacFarlane

My dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid. — Seth MacFarlane

The resistance to science is idiotic. — Seth MacFarlane

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith. — Seth MacFarlane

Don’t go snackin’ if you been tobaccin’. — Seth MacFarlane

I consider Laurence [Fishburn], Keanu [Reeves], both very acclaimed actors, I mean so good. — Chad Stahelski

I was a big Fred Flintstone fan. — Seth MacFarlane

Science has become politicized, and that’s an embarrassment. — Seth MacFarlane

The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated. — Seth MacFarlane

The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It’s too bad because it’s so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science. — Seth MacFarlane