The Best John Mayer quotes

Very few things in life are worthy of the kind of emotional distress we put ourselves through. — John Mayer

I mean, I’m quite happy. I’m happy in all aspects of my life. I’m very happy in all aspects of my life. — John Mayer

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. — John Mayer

The outcome of a still veracitless life. Am I livin’ it right? — John Mayer

I know the heart of life is good. — John Mayer

I’m interested in living more of a life that’s invisible to everybody and more vibrant to a fewer people that are in my life. — John Mayer

You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor. — John Mayer

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? — John Mayer

There’s a real self–serving element to hip–hop that threatens its life span. — John Mayer

Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day. — John Mayer

You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad. — John Mayer

The biggest mistake I made and what cost me a lot of enjoyment in my life, was assuming that everybody cared. They don’t. — John Mayer

Welcome to the real world, she said to me. Condescendingly. Take a seat. Take your life. Plot it out in black and white. — John Mayer

So scared of getting older I’m only good at being young So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun. — John Mayer

I’m getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I’m learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play in front of thousands of people as if I am completely in the moment every moment. — John Mayer

Might be a quarter life crisis, just disturbin’ in my soul. — John Mayer

In the quest to be clever, I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me. — John Mayer

Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes. — John Mayer

I just wish they’d put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn’t describe what I feel. — John Mayer

Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too. — John Mayer

I love being the center of attention. — John Mayer

I love you more than songs can say, but I can’t keep running after yesterday…”–John Mayer (John Mayer — Battle Studies

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you’d let me in and you would love every minute. — John Mayer

This is not to say, there never comes a day I’ll take my chances and start again. And when I look behind on all my younger times, I’ll have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong. — John Mayer

I believe that my life’s gonna see the love I give returned to me. — John Mayer

God only knows how much I’d love you if you let me, but I can’t break through at all. — John Mayer

Stop falling in love with everything that lets you down, even if your hands are shaking and your faith is broken, even as the eyes are closing, do it with a heart wide open. Say what you need to say. — John Mayer

Pain throws your heart to the ground Love turns the whole thing around Fear is a friend who’s misunderstood But I know the heart of life is good — John Mayer

May this be the year that things go your way most of the time, and when they don’t, may you have great friends to lean on. — John Mayer

I’m a good man with a good heart had a tough time, got a rough start But I finally learned to let it go. — John Mayer

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them. — John Mayer

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again. — John Mayer

Half of my heart’s got a grip on the situation, half of my heart takes time. — John Mayer

By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . . But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on — John Mayer

If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don’t have that kind of time, so I’d much rather stick to playing guitar. — John Mayer

Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them–it’s the most twisted logic of all time. — John Mayer

We’re supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we’re ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now. — John Mayer

I remember playing the guitar through the amplifier facing out the window of my house onto the street in the summer time–that was social media in 1992. — John Mayer

I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I’m sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It’s like I have musical boobies! — John Mayer

You know I used to be the back porch poet with my book of lines, always hoping knowing all the time, I’m probably never gonna find the perfect rhyme. . .For heavier things — John Mayer

I like giving people something they don’t want to miss the next time. It’s a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep. — John Mayer

I’m having the time of my life figuring out this next move. — John Mayer

You can’t spell ‘developer’ without ‘devel.’ — John Mayer

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain. — John Mayer

I’m a good music provider, and I’m fine with that. I’m a quality music manufacturer. — John Mayer

I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible. — John Mayer

Playing music to me is as close to having super powers as you can have. — John Mayer

Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but that’s just not going to happen in my lifetime. — John Mayer

I want to make music and be thought of as attractive, i was finally ready to re–enter that world and grow back into it. — John Mayer

It’s almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music. — John Mayer

There’s a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical. — John Mayer

I am not in ‘Us Weekly.’ I’d have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself. — John Mayer

Half of my heart’s got a real good imagination, half of my heart’s got you. . .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won’t do.”–John Mayer (John Mayer — Battle Studies

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart… good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it’s done. — John Mayer

Tore up my heart and shut it down. Nothing to do, nowhere to be. A simple little kind of free. Nothing to do, no one but me, and that’s all I need. I’m perfectly lonely.”–John Mayer (John Mayer — Battle Studies

When autumn comes, it doesn’t ask. It just walks in, where it left you last. And you never know, when it starts; until there’s fog inside the glass around your summer heart. — John Mayer

When you’re dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You roll outta bed and down on your knees and for a moment you can hardly breathe. — John Mayer