The Best Joan Crawford quotes

Choose your clothes for your way of life. — Joan Crawford

I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life? — Joan Crawford

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment. — Joan Crawford

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn’t it? — Joan Crawford

I had always known what I wanted, and that was beauty… in every form… a beautiful house, beautiful man, a beautiful life and image. I was ambitious to get the money which would attain all that for me. — Joan Crawford

I think the most important thing a woman can have–next to talent, of course,–is her hairdresser. — Joan Crawford

It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman. — Joan Crawford

To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn’t know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide? — Joan Crawford

I love playing bitches. There’s a lot of bitch in every woman–a lot in every man. — Joan Crawford

I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee–Dee, Cho–Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave. — Joan Crawford

All a woman has to do is to slip once and she’s a tramp. A man can kill, lie, cheat… — Joan Crawford

One rule: Never let your husband see you exercising. No woman rolling around on the floor looks really adorable after she’s passed her third birthday. — Joan Crawford

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love. — Joan Crawford

I’d like to think every director I’ve worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did. — Joan Crawford

Love is fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,you can never tell. — Joan Crawford

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty… in every form. — Joan Crawford

Don’t fuck with me, fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo. — Joan Crawford

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them. — Joan Crawford

Be afraid of nothing. — Joan Crawford

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door. — Joan Crawford

I am just too much. — Joan Crawford

If I can’t be me, I don’t want to be anybody. I was born that way. — Joan Crawford

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door. — Joan Crawford

I was born in front of a camera and really don’t know anything else. — Joan Crawford