Jim Halpert is your typical hard-working, underpaid office worker. He’s a great salesman and has the uncanny ability to make small talk with anyone. But what most people don’t know about him is that he was once a college graduate, who had plans to travel the world and teach English as a second language… but then his father died unexpectedly from heart disease when Jim was only 23 years old. And so he signed up for an entry level position at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company – where he became one of their best salesmen in less than three months – until quitting after being passed over for promotion five times in favor of someone who wasn’t even half as good as him (Michael Scott).
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Summary
- About Jim Halpert
- Jim Halpert Quotes About Time
- Inspiring Phrases From Jim Halpert
- Various Statements From Jim Halpert
- More Phrases From Jim Halpert
- Deeper Quotes From Jim Halpert
About Jim Halpert
First Appearance:
“Pilot”
Last Appearance:
“Finale”
Created By:
Greg Daniels Ricky Gervais Stephen Merchant
Portrayed By:
John Krasinski
Occupation:
Sales Representative, Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Pa, Sales Representative, Dunder Mifflin Sabre, Scranton Pa, Sales Representative, Dunder Mifflin, Stamford Ct, Junior Employee, Dunder Mifflin Sabre, Scranton Pa, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Pa, Regional Co-Manager, Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Pa And More.
Nationality:
American
JIM HALPERT QUOTES ABOUT TIME
I think it’s time for you to bury the hatchet. — Jim Halpert
From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. — Jim Halpert
Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel. — Jim Halpert
Plan A was marrying her a long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her. — Jim Halpert
So this is my life. Until I win the lottery. — Jim Halpert
Inspiring Phrases From Jim Halpert
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. — Jim Halpert
You’re looking at the master of leaving parties early. — Jim Halpert
It’s exhausting, being this vigilant. — Jim Halpert
Really? Hats off to you for not seeing race. — Jim Halpert
If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything. — Jim Halpert
I took the role to impress a receptionist who will remain nameless. — Jim Halpert
I am a black belt in gift wrapping. — Jim Halpert
Various Statements From Jim Halpert
I think it’s great that the company’s making a commercial, because not very many people have heard of us. — Jim Halpert
Having a baby is exhausting. Having two babies? Now that’s just mean. — Jim Halpert
Actually I am in an office relationship. It’s special… She’s nice, she’s shy. She’s actually here if you wanna meet her. — Jim Halpert
The raise isn’t real. — Jim Halpert
She’s amazing. This is very exciting. — Jim Halpert
I don’t mean to brag, but New Year’s Eve…I was home by nine. — Jim Halpert
See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society. Maybe there’s something wrong with you? — Jim Halpert
More Phrases From Jim Halpert
I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing. She gets me out of everything, and I… and I love her. I also love her very much. — Jim Halpert
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In Jim Halpert Statements
He…is a crime–fighting beaver. — Jim Halpert
This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head. — Jim Halpert
It’s just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch. — Jim Halpert
Okay, well you’re the one who lost the desk. — Jim Halpert
He has not stopped working… for a second. — Jim Halpert
This is literally how they built the pyramids. — Jim Halpert
Deeper Quotes From Jim Halpert
The point is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing parkour as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital. — Jim Halpert
Got it a week after we started dating. — Jim Halpert
I kinda put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. — Jim Halpert
I mean I’ve always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work, halfheartedly. — Jim Halpert
They don’t ever talk about careers that were made because of unplanned pregnancies. — Jim Halpert
We’re third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn’t technically incest. — Jim Halpert
That’s my favorite part of Christmas, the authority. — Jim Halpert