Jim Halpert is your typical hard-working, underpaid office worker. He’s a great salesman and has the uncanny ability to make small talk with anyone. But what most people don’t know about him is that he was once a college graduate, who had plans to travel the world and teach English as a second language… but then his father died unexpectedly from heart disease when Jim was only 23 years old. And so he signed up for an entry level position at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company – where he became one of their best salesmen in less than three months – until quitting after being passed over for promotion five times in favor of someone who wasn’t even half as good as him (Michael Scott).
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This is literally how they built the pyramids. โ Jim Halpert
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The point is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing parkour as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital. โ Jim Halpert
Got it a week after we started dating. โ Jim Halpert
I kinda put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. โ Jim Halpert
I mean I’ve always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work, halfheartedly. โ Jim Halpert
They don’t ever talk about careers that were made because of unplanned pregnancies. โ Jim Halpert
We’re third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn’t technically incest. โ Jim Halpert
That’s my favorite part of Christmas, the authority. โ Jim Halpert