You know you are in love when the two of you can go grocery shopping together. — Woody Harrelson

I’m one of those actors who is going to come in with 2,500 ideas. You can shoot down 2,499, but one of them you’re going to like. — Woody Harrelson

I think it’s wonderful to be here. And what a beautiful city you have here. — Woody Harrelson

And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining. — Woody Harrelson

It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with. It’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with. — Woody Harrelson

It’s really been a long–term dream of mine to have an alternative to wood–based paper. Over half of the trees cut in the world are cut for paper products. — Woody Harrelson

On ‘The Messenger,’ just imagining playing the part of a soldier in that movie was kind of hard for me. And in ‘Rampart,’ the idea of playing a cop was even harder. It was hard to imagine myself as a cop. — Woody Harrelson

I really liked playing [Wilson]. I started to really–I mean, I think the thing about him is he’s not really a curmudgeon, he’s very gregarious. And he’s a people person. — Woody Harrelson

I was a freshman in college in 1980, the year that Reagan was elected, and I went around badgering people to vote for him. — Woody Harrelson

I think I’m probably a better sport. You tend to really just freak when you lose. You have a real hard time with it. — Woody Harrelson

My main hope for myself is to be where I am. — Woody Harrelson

Wilson] has this strange inability to censor himself, and he’ll say these things that are sometimes quite caustic or end up creating some kind of violent reaction, you know. But, you know, I admire that. — Woody Harrelson

You know, I was on ‘Cheers’ for eight years, and I couldn’t get another job, and I thought, ‘I’m going to be Woody Boyd forever.’ Which is not bad, but I really thought I was capable of more. — Woody Harrelson

A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers. — Woody Harrelson

I’m not a time person. A watch is not good for me. — Woody Harrelson

I used to eat burgers and steak, and I would just be knocked out afterward; I had to give it up. — Woody Harrelson

I used to have Bible studies at my house. I was in the choir. I was mischievous but also a real mama’s boy. It was a pretty happy childhood. — Woody Harrelson

I try not to spend too much time with regret, although I wish I’d had more hang time with my dad. — Woody Harrelson

And you call yourselves a bowling alley? — Woody Harrelson

I think my best skill in this whole deal is as a conduit to try to bring people together, because I think it’s in our unity that we’ll have the greatest strength. — Woody Harrelson

To the men in Washington, the world is just a giant Monopoly board. — Woody Harrelson

If you manage to stop the timber industry from cutting this forest, they’ll cut that forest. If you stop oil drilling here, they’ll go drill there. — Woody Harrelson

Natural Born Killers is really a misunderstood romantic comedy. — Woody Harrelson

I never was disillusioned with acting because I love acting. — Woody Harrelson

Two boxes of Step Forward Paper saves one tree–that’s a real stat. — Woody Harrelson

We don’t get the greatest tools to deal with anger. It’s like, ‘Hey, count to 10.’ When someone really upsets me, how do I respond? I don’t usually start counting to 10 and breathing deeply. — Woody Harrelson

I’m an anarchist and I do think things such as Occupy Wall Street are about getting a little closer to the solution. — Woody Harrelson

I suppose maybe [Wilson] would be a better person if he were able to censor himself, but then he wouldn’t be as interesting. — Woody Harrelson