The Best James Woods quotes

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he’ll tax them to death… — James Woods

I woo’d a woman once, But she was sharper than an eastern wind. — James Whitcomb Riley

The woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those who sang the best. — John James Audubon

If I say I’m the best actor for the part, I mean it and I’m not kidding. — James Woods

If someone is not tech savvy, I have no time for them. I’ve always been a big believer in looking forward. — James Woods

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do–communicating through symbols. — James Woods

Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It’s not going to do me any good. — James Woods

So you can say whatever you want and quote me however you want about politics and make the next payday, and that’s fine because I’m making that deal with you, but just mention the movie along the way, OK? — James Woods

My second ex–wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez. — James Woods

Celebrity–i don’t even know what that means. Obviously it’s the same basic word as celebration, but I don’t know what’s being celebrated. — James Woods

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground. — James Woods

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they’re amazingly well informed. — James Woods

Aficionado my ass…I just love to smoke cigars — James Woods

I’ve come to realise that there is always more than meets the eye, James — E.J. Wood

I don’t know why he dId thIs, but I’m stIll here, so I’m just prayIng for the ones that are gone. — James Woods

We work in an environment where your options are to do, you know, Batman 10, so when you get to do a movie that’s a really great film like this, people really step up to the plate and enjoy it. — James Woods

They have no mercy on that here or infanticide. Refuse christian burial. They used to drive a stake of wood through his heart in the grave. As if it wasn’t broken already. — James Joyce

I look back on my life and have to face the fact that I have been narcissistic and selfish. — James Woods

Some writers refuse to lay their heads peaceably on the pillow of literary history in order to give posterity good dreams. — James Wood

This is what you need to understand. No one is coming for us. — James Tynion Iv

I think the iPhone was as significant an invention as the Gutenburg press, in terms of the future of humanity. — James Woods

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don’t think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates. — James Woods

Must it all be either less or more, Either plain or grand? Is it always ‘or’? Is it never ‘and’? — James Lapine

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he’s going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that’s what we need now. He’s not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy. — James Woods

I’ve had wonderfully lucrative offers to do another network series. I could do that again and have a very luscious retirement. — James Woods

I think that the economy, and the political system, has literally become such a disaster I don’t know if it’s possible to save it. — James Woods

The acquisition of a book signalled not just the potential acquisition of knowledge but also something like the property rights to a piece of ground: the knowledge became a visitable place. — James Wood

Sometimes the way you respond to horrific, evil deeds is the measure of one’s self as a man, as a nation, as people, as a community. — James Woods