Suck me off in the car on the way over and you call me horny?’ Nate growled again. ‘Get out of those fucking jeans! — James Buchanan

All the friends that I loved and wanted to reward are dead, and all the enemies that I hated and I had marked out for punishment are turned to my friends. — James Buchanan

The Government of the United States possesses no power whatever over the question of religion. — James Buchanan

The distribution of patronage of the Government is by far the most disagreeable duty of the President. — James Buchanan

I have gone wooing to several gentlemen, but have not succeeded with any of them. — James Buchanan

The test of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. — James Buchanan

There is nothing stable but Heaven and the Constitution. — James Buchanan

Liberty must be allowed to work out its natural results; and these will, ere long, astonish the world. — James Buchanan

What a happy conception, then, was it for congress to apply this simple rule, that the will of the majority shall govern… — James Buchanan

To avoid entangling alliances has been a maxim of our policy ever since the days of Washington, and its wisdom no one will attempt to dispute. — James Buchanan

Our union rests upon public opinion, and can never be cemented by the blood of its citizens shed in civil war. — James Buchanan

Suck my balls, rim me like a pro, then stick your prick up my ass, and you got a problem with the word ‘fuck’? Man, you got issues. — James Buchanan

Know what the best thing about morning sex is?’ Caesar snorted and pinched Nate’s hip. ‘Sex?’ ‘No,’ Nate laughed, ‘nobody has to sleep on the wet spot. — James Buchanan

The storm of frenzy and faction must inevitably dash itself in vain against the unshaken rock of the Constitution. — James Buchanan

I like the noise of democracy. — James Buchanan

The ballot box is the surest arbiter of disputes among free men. — James Buchanan

Whatever the result may be, I shall carry to my grave the consciousness that I at least meant well for my country. — James Buchanan

Frémont failed in his presidential bid, losing the 1856 election to his Democratic opponent, James Buchanan. — Harold Schechter

I have seldom met an intelligent person whose views were not narrowed and distorted by religion. — James Buchanan

I am the last President of the United States! — James Buchanan

Abstract propositions should never be discussed by a legislative body. — James Buchanan

If you are as happy, my dear sir, on entering this house as I am in leaving it and returning home, you are the happiest man in this country. — James Buchanan

My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else. — James Buchanan

What is right and what is practicable are two different things. — James Buchanan

The fact is that our Union rests upon public opinion and can never be cemented by the blood of its citizens…If it can not live in the affections of its people, it must die. — James Buchanan

Slavery in the states is beyond the reach of any human power except that of the respective states… — James Buchanan

If you are as happy in entering the White House as I shall feel on returning to Wheatland, you are a happy man indeed. — James Buchanan