The Best Jabba The Hutt quotes

But, in the meantime, I shall thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of your company Leia. — Jabba The Hutt

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. — Jimmy Fallon

Solo, come out of there, Solo! — Jabba The Hutt

Solo was the best. I even find myself missing the fellow. — Jabba The Hutt

If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

Han, my boy, you’re the best smuggler I ever hired. — Jabba The Hutt

The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon

Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven’t you paid me? And why did you fry poor Greedo? — Jabba The Hutt

There will be no bargain, my young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die. — Jabba The Hutt

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: ‘We think we’re important enough to charge money for our garbage.’ — Jimmy Fallon

This Bounty Hunter is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive. — Jabba The Hutt

Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. — Jimmy Fallon

Thank you… motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot. — Jimmy Fallon

Han, I can’t make exceptions. What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial starship? It’s not good for business. — Jabba The Hutt

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians–especially me, as a late–night talk show, which is a broader audience–is to amplify what we think America is thinking. — Jimmy Fallon

I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is. — Jabba The Hutt

Your mind powers will not work on me, boy. — Jabba The Hutt

You will soon learn to appreciate me. — Jabba The Hutt

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. — Jimmy Fallon

At last we have the mighty Chewbacca. — Jabba The Hutt

You shall be the first victim I feed to my rancor. I will watch your struggles and remember them for all time. — Jabba The Hutt

You only think of the best comeback when you leave. — Jimmy Fallon

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage! — Jabba The Hutt

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. — Jimmy Fallon

You weak–minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick. — Jabba The Hutt

It’s too late for that Solo. You may have been a good smuggler but now you’re bantha fodder. — Jabba The Hutt

Move him into position. Put him in! — Jabba The Hutt

But if you fail me again, I’ll put a price on your head so big, you won’t be able to go near a civilized system. — Jabba The Hutt