Are you looking for inspiration and motivation? Do you need a pick-me-up to get through your day? Then you need to check out these husband quotes. They are sure to make you smile and give you the boost you need to succeed.

The best husband quotes

1. My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head. — Rita Rudner

2. I attribute all of my success to my Catholic faith. My faith has given me the ability to be a good father, a good husband and most importantly a good person. — Mark Wahlberg

3. It is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor. — Peter De Vries

4. Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband. — Miranda Kerr

5. Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts. — Ru Freeman, A Disobedient Girl

6. I’ve always tried to make sure that what I do really connects with the broader agenda of what my husband is trying to do. — Michelle Obama

7. I remember saying to my husband, ”Why? Why have you got this lady around?” And he said, ”Well, I refuse to be the Prince of Wales who never had a mistress.” — Princess Diana

8. My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend. — Tiger Woods

9. We go on dates thinking that person is our future husband or wife, without getting to know them, as we live in a fantasy and an illusion of romance. — Patti Stanger

10. But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband? — Mary Astell

11. Was I a successful father? Maybe not. Was I a successful husband? Probably not. Was I a successful actor? Probably not. — Sid Haig

12. Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business. — Tom Bosley

13. I’ve always tried to make sure that what I do really connects with the broader agenda of what my husband is trying to do. — Michelle Obama

14. It would not be practical for her to hate herself. Luckily, God sends a substitute, a husband. — Saul Bellow

15. A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she’s sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should. — William Feather

16. My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o’clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep. — Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

17. After my husband John Lennon passed away, I tried to smile for my health. — Yoko Ono

18. Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. — H. L. Mencken

19. I regard the rights of men and women equal. In Love’s fair realm, husband and wife are king and queen, sceptered and crowned alike, and seated on the self–same throne. — Robert Green Ingersoll

20. What do I care how ‘e looks? I am good–looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave! — J. K. Rowling

21. Was I a successful father? Maybe not. Was I a successful husband? Probably not. Was I a successful actor? Probably not. — Sid Haig

22. You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally–did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands? — Will Rogers

23. Three things have helped me successfully go through the ordeals of life––an understanding husband, a good analyst and millions of dollars. — Mary Tyler Moore

24. You can be a sincere person devoting yourself to your husband child or boss, but your sincerity cannot and will not, fill the gap in your knowledge about your life purpose — Sunday Adelaja

25. It’s a fathers job to spoil his daughters shamelessly, it’s their husbands job to tame them. Prince Zehava–The Dragon Prince — Melanie Rawn

26. I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I’ve done my job. — Roseanne Barr

27. During prom season, I travel around the country with a 20–by–24 camera–which is logistically complicated–and photograph proms. My husband made a film of it. — Mary Ellen Mark

28. The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day. — Phyllis Diller

29. I will always do what I can to help others, but when I retire, I want to be a dad and a husband. I want a house and a dog in the yard. I want to have barbecues. — J. J. Watt

30. Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. — Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

31. My father was the quintessential husband and dad. — Sidney Poitier

32. I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband’s name, so now I’m Neil Patterson. — Stephen Fry

33. My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

34. I have to say, I’m really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. — Tina Fey

35. Our wives are like mirrors, reflecting back to us what kinds of husbands we are. — Tony Evans

36. Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike. — Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

37. At the meeting you behaves exactly as Marathi novelists of the last century tell is husbands do in sari shops. — Sachin Kundalkar, Cobalt Blue

38. The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day. — Phyllis Diller

39. In marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

40. ‘keep one thing in your mind; your school & friends can never teach you properly , ”how to be a good husband & father.’ — Srinivas Shenoy

41. A true king is neither husband nor father he considers his throne and nothing else. — Pierre Corneille

42. I’d go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he’d just stop and ask directions, I wouldn’t have to. — Martha Bolton

43. It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it’s very romantic when you’re older. And it’s hard to believe when you’re younger. But it’s absolutely true. — Sheryl Sandberg

44. I try to be the best husband I can be, and if people respect that, that’s cool. But there’s no ‘perfect husband.’ We just all try to do the best we can, you know what I mean? — Nick Lachey

45. Being a husband is for me as big a priority as being a father. — Roger Federer

46. The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. — Thomas R. Dewar

47. I’ve always tried to make sure that what I do really connects with the broader agenda of what my husband is trying to do. — Michelle Obama

48. ‘keep one thing in your mind; your school & friends can never teach you properly , ”how to be a good husband & father.’ — Srinivas Shenoy

49. I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband. — Thurgood Marshall

50. When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband. — Shana Alexander, Shana Alexander’s State By State Guide To Women’s Legal Rights

Conclusion

I hope these quotes about husbands can help to bring a smile to your face and remind you of what an amazing person you have in your life. No matter how hard life can get, having a strong, loving husband to support you is one of the greatest gifts you can receive.