The only problem is time. — Seth MacFarlane

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. — Harley Quinn

We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J. — Harley Quinn

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, ‘whoa!’ — Seth MacFarlane

You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this girl wants is to settle down with her loving sweetheart. — Harley Quinn

I’m big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there’s sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America. — Seth MacFarlane

On a certain day, I will tweet five times, and then I’ll go four days without tweeting at all. It really depends on what time allows. Twitter, priority–wise, has to come after the work is done. — Seth MacFarlane

You gotta keep the funny intact. — Seth MacFarlane

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he’s funny. — Seth MacFarlane

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify. — Seth MacFarlane

We never really tried to shock for shock’s sake on ‘Family Guy’. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny. — Seth MacFarlane

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it’s just going to be that much funnier. And there’s no better example of that than ‘Monty Python.’ — Seth MacFarlane

Some of those more out–there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. — Seth MacFarlane

The Simpsons are ugly–looking, and they should be. That’s what works. That’s one of the things that’s funny. — Seth MacFarlane

Science has become politicized, and that’s an embarrassment. — Seth MacFarlane

The resistance to science is idiotic. — Seth MacFarlane

The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It’s too bad because it’s so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science. — Seth MacFarlane

Every woman’s innate ability to let anything go. — Seth MacFarlane

So, what if I’m crazy? The best people are. — Harley Quinn

I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way. — Harley Quinn

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out. — Harley Quinn

It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh? — Harley Quinn

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad. — Harley Quinn

Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? — Harley Quinn

Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really. — Harley Quinn

I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine. — Harley Quinn

You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps. — Harley Quinn

I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it! — Harley Quinn

My love for my joker was stronger than their mad house walls! — Harley Quinn

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence. — Harley Quinn

I love the English. My God, they brought us ‘Benny Hill,’ ‘Monty Python,’ ‘The Office,’ Neville Chamberlain. — Seth MacFarlane

With any half–hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself. — Seth MacFarlane

Clothing is clearly not Harley’s priority, but in some comic iterations, it’s become a big factor in her life. — Harley Quinn

It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing. — Jean Ralphio

Sarah Palin is very pro–life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire. — Seth MacFarlane

I was a film major with a concentration in animation. — Seth MacFarlane

You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me. — Harley Quinn

I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. — Harley Quinn

Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world. — Harley Quinn

What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said. — Harley Quinn

There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing. — Seth MacFarlane