Brodie: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA. — Kevin Smith

I could love means I could die violently, or live violently; the threat of the arrow is everywhere at once, not just in the heart. — Karen Green

I didn’t get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience. — Kevin Smith

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed. — Kevin Smith

If there was no Internet, my career would have ended in 1995. — Kevin Smith

It’s a joyful thing, being a Catholic. I can’t even think about sex without thinking about bodily waste. — Kevin Smith

People wanted more advice. So I finally thought I could totally put this advice into a book. — Kevin Smith

So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that’s how I suspect a lot of people do it. — Kevin Smith

It’s kind of debatable whether or not the advertisement model is effective. Like whether Nielsen works. — Kevin Smith

I’m not even supposed to be here today. — Kevin Smith

Generally, I wake up, honestly it’s creepy, but I wake up around 4:20. — Kevin Smith

You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ’em just cheat on you. (As Silent Bob) — Kevin Smith

Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways. — Kevin Smith

From now on, any flick I’m ever involved with, I conduct critics screenings thusly: ‘You wanna see it early to review it? Fine: pay like you would if you saw it next week.’ — Kevin Smith

If you’re lucky, you go from being a movie fan to a movie maker. — Kevin Smith

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I’ll never be thin. Let’s be honest. — Kevin Smith

It’s taken me 15 years to step behind a camera and make something everyone agrees looks like a movie. — Kevin Smith

When you’re a filmmaker you’re part of a very expensive art form. — Kevin Smith

Controversial’ as we all know, is often a euphemism for ‘interesting and intelligent. — Kevin Smith

The first few films I made didn’t look good at all, and I wasn’t trying to make them look good. People dig ’em because they like the content. — Kevin Smith

Any book is a self–help guide if you can take something from it. — Kevin Smith

I grew up in a pretty gay world–my brother’s gay and he’s been married to a man for 20 years, which is like 60 in straight–people years. — Kevin Smith

If you’re alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life. — Kevin Smith

Storytelling is my currency. It’s my only worth. The only thing of value I have in this life is my ability to tell a story, whether in print, orating, writing it down or having people acting it out. — Kevin Smith

You know, comics and movies, even if you take a comic and turn it into a movie, we can’t all be Joss Whedon. — Kevin Smith

I know what it feels like to carry a lot of weight in a society that’s very image–conscious. It’s a thin person’s world, and we try to navigate within it without being made fun of. — Kevin Smith

I don’t have to write to South West buddy. In an hour South West gonna come looking for me! — Kevin Smith

Dudes know I’m not a threat. Chicks know I’m not a threat. — Kevin Smith