George carlin quote On Life
Life is tough, then you die. —George Carlin
Life is a series of dogs. —George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands. —George Carlin
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it. —George Carlin
If you can’t say something nice about a person, go ahead. —George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. —George Carlin
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius. —George Carlin
George carlin quote On People
The planet is fine. The people are fucked. —George Carlin
Most people with low self–esteem have earned it. —George Carlin
It’s all bullshit, folks and it’s bad for ya. —George Carlin
Bullshit’s the glue that binds us as a nation. —George Carlin
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? —George Carlin
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. —George Carlin
More quotes on George carlin
The status quo sucks. —George Carlin
Sports fans eat shit. —George Carlin
Meow meanswoof in cat. —George Carlin
Fuck rational thought. —George Carlin
Always do whatever’s next. —George Carlin
Religion is just mind control. —George Carlin
Twat is twat and that is that. —George Carlin
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say. —George Carlin
Is there another word for synonym? —George Carlin
What wine goes with Captain Crunch? —George Carlin
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? —George Carlin
Everyone smiles in the same language. —George Carlin
Atheism is a non–prophet organization. —George Carlin
How is it possible to have a civil war? —George Carlin
I think I am, therefore, I am.. I think. —George Carlin
Bullshit’s truly the American soundtrack. —George Carlin
Sometimes a little brain damage can help. —George Carlin
If a safe is unlocked, is it still a safe? —George Carlin
Tits always look better in a pink sweater. —George Carlin
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? —George Carlin
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom. —George Carlin
We’re all fucked. It helps to remember this. —George Carlin
Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves. —George Carlin
It’s never just a game when you are winning. —George Carlin
What if there were no hypothetical questions? —George Carlin
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. —George Carlin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. —George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning. —George Carlin
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? —George Carlin
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. —George Carlin
The older you get, the better you realize you were. —George Carlin
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed. —George Carlin
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. —George Carlin
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. —George Carlin
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? —George Carlin
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes..dies. —George Carlin
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. —George Carlin
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason. —George Carlin
I have this real moron thing I do? It’s called thinking. —George Carlin
I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy. —George Carlin
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? —George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. —George Carlin
You can prick your finger .. Just don’t finger your prick. —George Carlin
I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show. —George Carlin
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. —George Carlin
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem. —George Carlin
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. —George Carlin
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. —George Carlin
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. —George Carlin
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him. —George Carlin
