The Best Furniture quotes

As an entrepreneur, you’re always looking for ways to save money and get the most for your buck. That’s why when it comes to furniture, it’s important to comparison shop and get the best deal. In this blog post, we’ll be compiling some of the best furniture quotes out there so that you can get started on your next home improvement project.

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The best furniture quotes

1. I never realizedtill nowhow hard the brain has to workto make the body do what it asks.Or maybe how hard the body has to workto ignorethe brain. โ€” Thalia Chaltas, Because I Am Furniture

2. Science is a firstโ€“rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. โ€” Oliver Wendell Holmes

3. I think that is supposed to be good, that I get less from him but I feel worthless. โ€” Thalia Chaltas, Because I Am Furniture

4. I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew. โ€” Tim Conway

5. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. โ€” Steven Wright

6. Then why don’t I tell on him?If they don’t, why don’t I?Because.Because I am safe this way, silent unnoticed. โ€” Thalia Chaltas, Because I Am Furniture

7. Summerhill children are allowed to go through their gangster period, and consequentially more furniture is destroyed. โ€” A.S. Neill, Summerhill: A Radical Approach to Child Rearing

8. Or maybe I am justoutside enough, being the footstool observing from the corner, that I have a view of reality. โ€” Thalia Chaltas, Because I Am Furniture

9. Writing is a little door. Some fantasies, like big pieces of furniture, won’t come through. โ€” Susan Sontag

10. As soon as someone dies, frenzied construction of the future (shifting furniture, etc.): futuromania. โ€” Roland Barthes

11. I was the kid who was drawing on tables or removing the legs of furniture. โ€” Ty Pennington

12. As soon as someone dies, frenzied construction of the future (shifting furniture, etc.): futuromania. โ€” Roland Barthes

13. Unless our ideas are questioned, they become part of the furniture of eternity. โ€” Walter Lippmann

14. Unless our ideas are questioned, they become part of the furniture of eternity. โ€” Walter Lippmann

15. I was the kid who was drawing on tables or removing the legs of furniture. โ€” Ty Pennington

16. I was the kid who was drawing on tables or removing the legs of furniture. โ€” Ty Pennington

17. When you’re rearranging the furniture to make way for the decorations and the tree, make sure you rearrange your heart to make room for the Savior of Mankind. โ€” Toni Sorenson

18. My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect your work. โ€” Paula Graves, Dead Man’s Curve

19. I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew. โ€” Tim Conway

20. While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: ‘Do I know you? โ€” Steven Wright

21. This is Buford, ‘ Leo announced. ‘You name your furniture?’ Frank asked. โ€” Rick Riordan

22. Then why don’t I tell on him?If they don’t, why don’t I?Because.Because I am safe this way, silent unnoticed. โ€” Thalia Chaltas, Because I Am Furniture

23. When you’re lost in space โ€” it’s time to buy some new furniture!

24. There are only two things to be done when a general is angry: One is to get behind the furniture and pretend one is not there โ€” the other is to distract his mind.

25. Television as we have it isn’t an art formโ€“it’s a piece of furniture that is good for a few things. โ€” Pauline Kael

26. My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect your work. โ€” Paula Graves, Dead Man’s Curve

27. Or maybe I am justoutside enough, being the footstool observing from the corner, that I have a view of reality. โ€” Thalia Chaltas, Because I Am Furniture

28. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. โ€” Steven Wright

29. As soon as someone dies, frenzied construction of the future (shifting furniture, etc.): futuromania. โ€” Roland Barthes

30. As soon as someone dies, frenzied construction of the future (shifting furniture, etc.): futuromania. โ€” Roland Barthes

31. I don’t particularly like showing furniture on pedestals, but for whatever reasons you always have to in museums. โ€” Zaha Hadid

32. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. โ€” Steven Wright

33. Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture. โ€” Rita Rudner

34. Burning fossil fuels is like breaking up the furniture to feed the fireplace because it’s easier than going out to the woodpile. โ€” Theodore Roosevelt

35. I don’t particularly like showing furniture on pedestals, but for whatever reasons you always have to in museums. โ€” Zaha Hadid

36. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. โ€” Steven Wright

37. While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: ‘Do I know you? โ€” Steven Wright

38. We) thought … we’ve got lots of furniture, we’ve got lots of cutlery … and i thought let’s make it really crazy and special … like john’s guitar, it’s been played twice. โ€” Ringo Starr

39. We) thought … we’ve got lots of furniture, we’ve got lots of cutlery … and i thought let’s make it really crazy and special … like john’s guitar, it’s been played twice. โ€” Ringo Starr

40. My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect your work. โ€” Paula Graves, Dead Man’s Curve

41. Men don’t live well by themselves. They don’t even live like people. They live like bears with furniture. โ€” Rita Rudner

42. I don’t particularly like showing furniture on pedestals, but for whatever reasons you always have to in museums. โ€” Zaha Hadid

43. Know your lines and don’t bump into the furniture. โ€” Spencer Tracy

44. Writing is a little door. Some fantasies, like big pieces of furniture, won’t come through. โ€” Susan Sontag

45. My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it’s like therapy. โ€” Pamela Anderson

46. Living in New York after 14 years, I’m such an outdoors kind of person. I love gardening and building things. I like restoring old furniture. โ€” Paige Butcher

47. As soon as someone dies, frenzied construction of the future (shifting furniture, etc.): futuromania. โ€” Roland Barthes

48. The words ‘Space Age’ have a quaint, nostalgic toneโ€“sitting on midcentury modern furniture watching ‘The Jetsons.’ โ€” P. J. O’Rourke

49. Or maybe I am justoutside enough, being the footstool observing from the corner, that I have a view of reality. โ€” Thalia Chaltas, Because I Am Furniture

50. Burning fossil fuels is like breaking up the furniture to feed the fireplace because it’s easier than going out to the woodpile. โ€” Theodore Roosevelt

Conclusion

No matter what kind of furniture you have, it has the power to bring comfort, relaxation, and beauty to your home. Whether itโ€™s a classic piece of antiques, a modern statement couch, or a comfy chair, the right furniture can make your home feel like a true sanctuary. So, donโ€™t forget to appreciate the furniture you have and make sure to surround yourself with pieces you love.

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