The Best Funeral quotes

Are you looking for funeral quotes? You’ve come to the right place. In this blog post, we’ve compiled some of the best funeral quotes out there. Whether you’re looking for something to say at a funeral or simply want to reflect on life and death, these quotes will do the trick.

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The best funeral quotes

1. I wanted to be at my sister’s funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic. โ€” Nick Carter

2. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. โ€” Steven Alexander

3. My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave… Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral. โ€” Simona Panova, Nightmarish Sacrifice

4. When you’re at a funeral and you’re crying, you’re crying for yourself โ€” Thomas S. Monson

5. My mum had 14 pregnanciesโ€“but only four of us survived. We had a little sister born for a few days and she died. There had to be a funeral. โ€” Tyson Fury

6. My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave… Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral. โ€” Simona Panova, Nightmarish Sacrifice

7. My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave… Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral. โ€” Simona Panova, Nightmarish Sacrifice

8. No matter how rich you become how famous or powerful when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. โ€” Michael Pritchard

9. Every victory accomplished with weapons is a funeral that should be mourned. โ€” Wayne Dyer

10. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. โ€” Steven Alexander

11. You can easily take photographs at a weddingโ€“no one would question it. But funerals are different. โ€” Martin Parr

12. With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage. โ€” William Shakespeare

13. When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. โ€” Steve Martin

14. I delayed my father’s funeral because of cricket. โ€” Virat Kohli

15. ‘at weddings old people poke me and say, ”you’re next, ” so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.’ โ€” Unknown Author

16. I delayed my father’s funeral because of cricket. โ€” Virat Kohli

17. You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours. โ€” Yogi Berra

18. We don’t plan funerals till the body is dead. โ€” Nilesh Rathod, Destiny of Shattered Dreams

19. You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours. โ€” Yogi Berra

20. I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. โ€” Mark Twain

21. Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral. โ€” Rosalind Russell

22. I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn’t know. โ€” Pauline Kael

23. My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave… Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral. โ€” Simona Panova, Nightmarish Sacrifice

24. My optimism? Where I grew up our principal cultural expression was the funeral. Whatever keeps me going, it isn’t optimism. โ€” Robert Stone, Helping

25. Science advances one funeral at a time. โ€” Max Planck

26. I was dead, and I hadn’t even been able to attend my own funeral. โ€” Meg Cabot, Airhead

27. I delayed my father’s funeral because of cricket. โ€” Virat Kohli

28. I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn’t know. โ€” Pauline Kael

29. I’m more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It’s not a retail experience. It’s an existential one. โ€” Thomas Lynch

30. I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. โ€” Mark Twain

31. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. โ€” Steven Alexander

32. New cells are born everyday and old cells die, but they have neither funerals nor birthdays. โ€” Thich Nhat Hanh

33. Funerals seem less about comforting the souls of these dearly departed than aboutcomforting the people they leave behind. โ€” Rin Chupeco

34. Every victory accomplished with weapons is a funeral that should be mourned. โ€” Wayne Dyer

35. Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. โ€” Mason Cooley

36. With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage. โ€” William Shakespeare

37. Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one’s own was beyond the pale. โ€” Steve Hockensmith, Dawn of the Dreadfuls

38. Funerals are a pagan rite. There’s not any doubt about it. โ€” Steve Earle

39. ‘when asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer’s funeral I said: ”Here’s fifty. Bury five of them.”’ โ€” Melvin Helitzer

40. The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral. โ€” Ralph Waldo Emerson

41. My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket. โ€” Shirley Manson

42. Science advances one funeral at a time. โ€” Max Planck

43. Funerals seem less about comforting the souls of these dearly departed than aboutcomforting the people they leave behind. โ€” Rin Chupeco

44. My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars. โ€” Woody Allen

45. My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars. โ€” Woody Allen

46. I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. โ€” Mark Twain

47. I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life. โ€” Markus Zusak

48. The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral. โ€” Ralph Waldo Emerson

49. In the end, one or the other will triumphโ€“a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism. โ€” Vladimir Lenin

50. Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd’s funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used theโ€“he was the grand kleagel. He just did what he had to do. โ€” Sean Hannity

Conclusion

We hope that these quotes about funerals have helped you find comfort and have a better understanding of this difficult but meaningful event. Funerals are a time to honor and remember the life and legacy of a loved one. No matter how difficult, funerals can be a time for healing and remembering the impact that a person had on the lives of those around them.

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