As an entrepreneur, you are always looking for ways to motivate and inspire yourself. But sometimes, all you need is a good laugh. That’s why we’ve put together this compilation of the dumbest quotes ever uttered.

The best dumb quotes

1. The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast–Ended Skrewt. — J. K. Rowling

2. You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts…but you cannot deny he’s got style… — J.K. Rowling

3. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. ‘After all this time?’ ‘Always, ‘ said Snape. — J. K. Rowling

4. In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. (Mr. Dumby, Act III) — Oscar Wilde

5. I am dumbfounded that there hasn’t been a crackdown with the libel and slander laws on some of these would–be writers and reporters on the Internet. — Walter Cronkite

6. Stories are how we connect. Evolution isn’t seriously about thumbs but about how we use language–that’s what raises us above dumb animals, right? Language? — Richard House, The Kills

7. If something is accessible to a lot of people, it’s got to be dumb because most people are dumb. — Stephen King

8. Stories are how we connect. Evolution isn’t seriously about thumbs but about how we use language–that’s what raises us above dumb animals, right? Language? — Richard House, The Kills

9. Spring and fall in New York are the best seasons here to get out and about. I like the little park in Dumbo between the Manhattan and Brooklyn bridge. I like Prospect Park. — Paul Dano

10. I thought no more was needed Youth to prolong Than dumb–bell and foil To keep the body young. O who could have foretold That the heart grows old? — William Butler Yeats

11. In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. (Mr. Dumby, Act III) — Oscar Wilde

12. Of course her dumb Lab’s going to do whatever it takes to retrieve the ball. What he craves more than freedom is companionship. — Shannon Mullen, See What Flowers

13. Of course her dumb Lab’s going to do whatever it takes to retrieve the ball. What he craves more than freedom is companionship. — Shannon Mullen, See What Flowers

14. There aren’t really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people. — Ted Nugent

15. I was the ref. I was the ref they didn’t know about. Deaf and dumb. Invisible as a wall. I wanted no one to win — Roddy Doyle, Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha

16. Can’t you see that I’m only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb? — Petronius Arbiter, The Satyricon

17. Severus Snape wasn’t yours, ‘ said Harry. ‘Snape was Dumbledores, Dumbledores from the moment you started hunting down my mother… — J.K. Rowling

18. Stupidity is not my forté however, there is immense entertainment value in playing the dumb blonde… — Virginia Alison

19. Stories are how we connect. Evolution isn’t seriously about thumbs but about how we use language–that’s what raises us above dumb animals, right? Language? — Richard House, The Kills

20. Think your little jokes’ll help you on your deathbed?’ she jeered. ‘Jokes? No, no, these are manners, ‘ replied Dumbledore. — J. K. Rowling

21. ‘passions are likened best to floods and streams: — The shallow murmur, but the deep are dumb;’

22. Winter is for women The woman still at her knitting, At the cradle of Spanish walnut, Her body a bulb in the cold and too dumb to think. — Sylvia Plath

23. I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge. — D.B.C. Pierre, Vernon God Little

24. He had grown used to the idea that Dumbledore could solve anything. — J. K. Rowling

25. Dumbledore had not raised his voice, he did not even sound angry, but Harry would have preferred him to yell; this cold disappointment was worse than anything. — J. K. Rowling

26. I see you are–’ ‘Dumbledore’s man through and through, ‘ said Harry. ‘That’s right. — J.K. Rowling

27. Republicans are relentless and they’re smart, too–they’re not all dumb–and on Election Day, they’ll be up at five in the morning. — Michael Moore

28. Piss off Satan and don’t take me for dumber than I look. — William S. Burroughs

29. As you get older you realize your parents don’t look so dumb–and that you’re not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser

30. The most famous actress who did the ‘dumb blond’ routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress. — Nikolaj Coster–Waldau

31. I loved writing Dumbledore and he is the epitome of goodness. — J. K. Rowling

32. Music took her somewhere, and I used to wonder where. I thought it was dumb, the way she lived for a collection of sounds, for someone else’s words and notes. — Megan Lindholm, The Inheritance

33. Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains. — The Fart Blast

34. There’re two ways to fail in life: Choosing not to try or quitting too soon. You were dumb enough to show up so you’re left with one. — Mensah Oteh

35. Rappers can’t sleep, need sleepin’, B.I.G. keep creepin’, Bullets heat–seekin’, Casualties need treatin’, Dumb rappers need teachin’. — The Notorious B.I.G.

36. Luck, however, is too dumb to remain consistent — Neal Shusterman, UnSouled

37. Stupidity is not my forté however, there is immense entertainment value in playing the dumb blonde… — Virginia Alison

38. The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast–Ended Skrewt. — J. K. Rowling

39. Oh, it can’t be a reference to the fact Harry’s a great Seeker, that’s way too obvious. There must be a secret message from Dumbledore hidden in the icing! — J. K. Rowling

40. Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down. — J. K. Rowling

41. No one is dumb who is curious. — Neil Degrasse Tyson

42. Oh, it can’t be a reference to the fact Harry’s a great Seeker, that’s way too obvious. There must be a secret message from Dumbledore hidden in the icing! — J. K. Rowling

43. Football players are misunderstood. They aren’t the dumb jocks people think they are. — Simone Elkeles

44. Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore’s pet bird to die while he was all alone in the office with it, when the bird burst into flames. — J. K. Rowling

45. You really are a dumbass. — Stjepan Šejić, Sunstone, Vol. 5

46. Your work gets destroyed by dumb people and it gets enhanced by smart people and it really doesn’t have anything to do with marketing. — Paula Scher

47. Not one escaped to tell the fall of Alamo, The hundred & fifty are dumb yet at Alamo. — Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

48. God hears no more than the heart speaks and if the heart be dumb God will certainly be dumb. — Thomas B. Brooks

49. Your work gets destroyed by dumb people and it gets enhanced by smart people and it really doesn’t have anything to do with marketing. — Paula Scher

50. All too often, we do smart things only after exhausting every conceivable dumb thing we could have done. — Thomas Sowell

Conclusion

I hope that this post has helped to inspire you to start looking for the best quotes about dumb. Remember, when it comes to life and learning, sometimes it’s best to think outside the box and not be afraid to make mistakes. We can all learn from our mistakes and use them to become better versions of ourselves. Thanks for reading!