The Best Dude quotes

If you’re an entrepreneur, you know that it’s a lot of work. But it’s also a lot of fun. And one of the best ways to have fun is to collect quotes from wise and interesting people and keep them close at hand for when you need a little inspiration.

1. The dude on the end, he was the extra. he was a lot. — steve harvey
2. There isn’t a dude outside my dad who had greater influence on my life. — Ta–Nehisi Coates
3. You could put a blond wig on a hot–water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. — Tina Fey
4. Have an attitude of gratidude and you will have more to be grateful for; have a complaining spirit and you will attract more to complain about. — Zig Ziglar
5. On my mom’s side I’m Mexican, and my dad is a white dude. — Tyler Posey
6. There ain’t no problem that some other dude didn’t have 1, 000 years ago. — Will Smith
7. I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, ‘Don’t worry, Dude. I won’t say anything. — Mitch Hedberg
8. I’m a big buffet dude, or I’m a big cheap–food–and–order–more–when–I–need–it dude. — Patrice O
9. My mom’s never been married. I’ve never even seen my mom kiss a dude. — will.i.am
10. ‘this is a team of gay dudes, isn’t it?”What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?’ — Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction
11. My mom’s never been married. I’ve never even seen my mom kiss a dude. — will.i.am
12. It’s a hell of a relief. Especially for a dude like me who is so hands on and I like to pretty much all the way hip–hop. So it’s difficult when you’re dealing with the majors. — Styles P
13. Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers. — Roberto Hogue, Real Secrets of Sex: A Women’s Guide on How to Be Good in Bed
14. Have an attitude of gratidude and you will have more to be grateful for; have a complaining spirit and you will attract more to complain about. — Zig Ziglar
15. Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. — Tracy Morgan
16. Well, dude, ‘ said Khalil, ‘sometimes you just have to get over shit. — Thea Harrison, Oracle’s Moon
17. That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I’m serious. — Shaquille O
18. Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: ‘Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth! — Rick Riordan
19. There’s nothing worse than watching an old wrinkly guy going, ‘Hey, baby.’ You’re like, ‘Dude, that’s lame.’ It’s cool to fall in love and grow old with someone. — Pete Wentz
20. Dude, my hair is like an architectural structure. It’s like… a building. — Taylor Swift
21. The Stones also still have a huge following. Mick Jagger leaps around like a crazy dude. And Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts are playing great too. — Paul Mccartney
22. You think it’s okay that we’re eating Rudolph?’ ‘Dude, ‘ Percy said, ‘I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I’m HUNGRY. — Rick Riordan
23. Friends always ask me what the best Indian restaurant in L.A. is. I’m like, ‘I don’t know, dude. I have an app on my iPhone for that.’ — Noureen DeWulf
24. Love is selflessly honest, even if it comes from deception. — Saurabh Dudeja, Love You Forever Only In That Way
25. I’m still that rowdy dude who has after–parties in his dressing room with a concert–sized PA system blasting away. — Tommy Lee
26. I hope I can help guys come out and say, ‘All right, dude, I got a manicure… and I liked it.’ — Ryan Seacrest
27. Wanting to be a rock star, I get it. I’m like, ‘Oh, my God, dude! The freedom!’ — Orlando Bloom
28. I don’t care if a dude is purple with green breath as long as he can swing. — Miles Davis
29. Wow, dude, come in, ‘ said Tommy [Lee], when I rang the door–bell. ‘I can’t believe it. Ozzy Osbourne’s in my house.’ — Ozzy Osbourne
30. ‘summer flings always seemed amazing in movies, though that might be because the leading man did not ever call his romantic interest ”dude.’ — Thomm Quackenbush, Artificial Gods
31. There was one dude in a jeans jacket who I swear to God shit in his pants when all of a sudden I was inches away from his face playing drums in the air. — Tommy Lee
32. Complaining is the qualifying trait of the Weak, to be disqualified by the Wise in every sense. — Saurabh Dudeja
33. I’m a big buffet dude, or I’m a big cheap–food–and–order–more–when–I–need–it dude. — Patrice O
34. Dude, my hair is like an architectural structure. It’s like… a building. — Taylor Swift
35. I can be shy when I talk to women. I’m a shy dude. — Nick Carter
36. There isn’t a dude outside my dad who had greater influence on my life. — Ta–Nehisi Coates
37. A lot of people question how talented I am. But I’m a real dude and I know real things and I’ve seen real people get their head blown off. — Young Jeezy
38. Dude, we both know it’s only going to get worse. You’re like a ticking sex bomb. — Stacey O’Neale, Under His Skin
39. There ain’t no problem that some other dude didn’t have 1, 000 years ago. — Will Smith
40. My dad is a motorcycle guy, not some Hollywood dude. — Shia LaBeouf
41. I’m still that rowdy dude who has after–parties in his dressing room with a concert–sized PA system blasting away. — Tommy Lee
42. I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up & chunk the deuce up — Nicki Minaj
43. On my mom’s side I’m Mexican, and my dad is a white dude. — Tyler Posey
44. Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers. — Roberto Hogue, Real Secrets of Sex: A Women’s Guide on How to Be Good in Bed
45. My dad is a motorcycle guy, not some Hollywood dude. — Shia LaBeouf
46. Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh–uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex. — Norm Macdonald
47. Well, you know what, i talk about god, you’ve gotta talk about these damn movies. dude, really? — Whoopi Goldberg
48. I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up & chunk the deuce up — Nicki Minaj
49. My mom’s never been married. I’ve never even seen my mom kiss a dude. — will.i.am
50. Love is strange mutual agreement in which qualities of one person gets sopped up by another person… — Saurabh Dudeja, Love You Forever Only In That Way

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