The Best Divorce quotes

divorce is a difficult experience for everyone involved. quotes about divorce can help you understand and cope with the process. in this blog post, we’ve compiled some of our favorite divorce quotes to help you through this tough time. read them, share them, and allow them to empower you on your journey through divorce.

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The best divorce quotes

1. My wife wants something foreign for Christmas–like a Mexican divorce. — Milton Berle

2. Lee explained to her that art for art’s sake is an upper–class aesthetic. To create art divorced from any purpose, you can’t be living a life driven by need and desire. — Nell Zink, Mislaid

3. I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl’s best friend. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

4. My wife and I just celebrated our twelfth anniversary. I’m Catholic so there’s no real possibility of divorce. I’m Irish–so there is the possibility of murder. — J. J. Wall

5. Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. — Voltaire

6. Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I’m the woman for him?~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dark Side of the Moon

7. You can’t really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in. — Viggo Mortensen

8. Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family. — Steve Carell

9. The divorce rate would be lower if instead of marrying for better or worse people would marry for good. — Ruby Dee

10. Divorce is hard and painful and complicated, and something you have to grow through. — Sharon Stone

11. I have such hatred of divorce that I prefer bigamy to divorce. Anyway, I think we should see other people. — Martin Luther

12. In every marriage more than a week old there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage. — Robert Anderson

13. I don’t think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous failure. — Sharon Stone

14. When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I’ve married. It’s not their fault. — Rush Limbaugh

15. Prisoner’ is not a direct ‘I’ve just been divorced’ album, although that fire is burning very well on the record. — Ryan Adams

16. Of the many horrors of divorce, the most egregious is that it robs a kid of the best of both worlds. Dads can do many things that even the best moms can’t, and vice versa. — Rob Lowe

17. When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I’ve married. It’s not their fault. — Rush Limbaugh

18. Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I’m a pervert because I drank our water bed. — Woody Allen

19. In every marriage more than a week old there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage. — Robert Anderson

20. You know why divorces are so expensive? They’re worth it. — Willie Nelson

21. The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce. — Miguel De Cervantes

22. In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage. — Robert Anderson

23. Only in England would ‘professor gets divorced and remarried’ be a story. — Niall Ferguson

24. Only in England would ‘professor gets divorced and remarried’ be a story. — Niall Ferguson

25. My wife and I just celebrated our twelfth anniversary. I’m Catholic so there’s no real possibility of divorce. I’m Irish–so there is the possibility of murder. — J. J. Wall

26. Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I’m the woman for him?~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dark Side of the Moon

27. My parents’ divorce made an important change in my life. It affected me. — Rafael Nadal

28. Change your story, change your life. Divorce the story of limitation, and marry the story of the truth and everything changes. — Tony Robbins

29. My parents did divorce, but my dad has always been present for me and loving me and my mom as well when she was alive. — Rob Lowe

30. Surprises, I feel now, are primarily a form of violence. — Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

31. My parents did divorce, but my dad has always been present for me and loving me and my mom as well when she was alive. — Rob Lowe

32. In so many senseless deaths, beauty is to blame. — Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

33. The real genesis is forbidden to me, vis–à–vis N´s inability to confess even the mildest transgressions. — Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

34. I used to loathe ambivalence now I adore it. Ambivalence is my new best friend. — Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

35. The press concentrates on a divorce an actor’s going through and they ignore the good performances he gives, or the causes that he works for. — Rob Lowe

36. I have such hatred of divorce that I prefer bigamy to divorce. Anyway, I think we should see other people. — Martin Luther

37. A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I’m about a hundred thousand dollars short. — Mickey Rooney

38. Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. — Voltaire

39. Be skeptical of concepts that divorce war from its political nature, particularly those that promise fast, cheap victory through technology. — H. R. McMaster

40. Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. — Tertullian

41. My wife and I just celebrated our twelfth anniversary. I’m Catholic so there’s no real possibility of divorce. I’m Irish–so there is the possibility of murder. — J. J. Wall

42. Sometimes divorce isn’t an earth–shattering loss. Sometimes it’s just two people waking up out of a fog. — Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

43. Divorce is divorce and it’s a really tough thing to go through, (But) I’d love to get married again. — Nicole Kidman

44. Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance. — Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

45. Discipline divorced from wisdom is not true discipline, but merely the meaningless following of custom, which is only a disguise for stupidity. — Rabindranath Tagore

46. I think of a traditional CEO as being divorced from customers. A lot of consumer company CEOs–they’re not really interacting with consumers. — Tim Cook

47. Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance. — Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

48. There is no worse parent than an unhappy parent! — Rossana Condoleo, Happy Divorce: How to turn your divorce into the most brilliant and rewarding opportunity of your life!

49. There was a point where I really felt I had ‘penniless divorcee lone parent’ tattooed on my head. — J. K. Rowling

50. We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind. — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

Conclusion

Divorce can be a difficult and painful process, but it can also be an opportunity for growth, renewal, and healing. No matter what your situation, it’s important to remember that you are not alone. There are many people who have gone through similar experiences and have come out the other side. These quotes can help remind you to stay strong and keep an open mind during this difficult time.

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