The Best Dirty quotes

Quote compilation websites are all the rage, and for good reason. They’re a great way to keep your sanity while you’re working on your own project by providing a much-needed distraction. And who doesn’t love a good laugh? Below is a compilation of some of the dirtiest quotes we could find.

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The best dirty quotes

1. Lost is a lovely place to find yourself. โ€” Michael Faudet, Dirty Pretty Things

2. There is no release In a bodkin or disease, Nor can there be a work so great As that which cleans man’s dirty slate. โ€” William Butler Yeats

3. I can see your dirtypillows. โ€” Stephen King

4. If you have one clean hand and one dirty, you do not get two clean hands by rubbing them together. โ€” The Mexican Horse Thief

5. I don’t come to tournaments to make friends, to go to parties, to hold conversations. I come to be the best, and I’m not mean and cruel and dirty. โ€” Venus Williams

6. I like your mind when it plays with mine. We harmonize, like a dirty sweet symphony. โ€” Melody Lee, Moon Gypsy

7. Biological harm from electromagnetic interference (EMI) is the dirty secret of the electrical, electronics and wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation industries. โ€” Steven Magee

8. How hard is looking for a fresh breeze in a dirty air polluted with your past dusts โ€” Wesam Bader

9. I don’t know how to change the world but I know if I keep talking about how dirty it is out here, somebody gon clean it up. โ€” Tupac Shakur

10. Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed? โ€” Robert A. Cook

11. The only soap of a dirty society is the clean men โ€” only the clean can wash the grimy!

12. We’re supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I’ve never met a family adviser. They’re all off somewhere listening to dirty stories. โ€” Robert Orben

13. I don’t pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself. โ€” Ted Nugent

14. Never expect people to understand, respect or love you , they are just a bunch of dirty flesh and fake skins. Staring to eat you when you are fat enough. โ€” M.F. Moonzajer

15. It’s tragic when people think feminism is a dirty word. โ€” Siobhan Fahey

16. The dirty little secret, folks, is Obama is not only for occupying Wall Street. He also wants to occupy Main Street. โ€” Rush Limbaugh

17. I don’t know how to change the world but I know if I keep talking about how dirty it is out here, somebody gon clean it up. โ€” Tupac Shakur

18. I felt like a piece of trash. I felt dirty and I felt used and I was disappointed. โ€” Monica Lewinsky

19. But life wasn’t a fairy tale, and I had no problem doing what was necessary to get what I wanted, even if it meant playing dirty. โ€” Michelle Madow, Vengeance

20. What kind of oneโ€“night stand takes your car the next morning? It’s called the walk of shame, not grand theft auto. โ€” Piper Rayne, Dirty Talker

21. Steve McQueen was from a time when you didn’t know every little dirty thing about our public figures. He and James Dean were very mysterious, archetypal American heroes. โ€” Sheryl Crow

22. Politicized science is like a prostitute with an STD. You know she has been fucked by a dirty politician. โ€” A.E. Samaan

23. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. โ€” Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World’s Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adultsโ€“Uncensored edition

24. I love to utilize my celebrity status in a responsible and constructive and substantive manner. I like to get my hands dirty rather than a photo op. โ€” William Baldwin

25. The Water said to the dirty one, ‘Come here.’ The dirty one said, ‘I am too ashamed.’ The water replied, ‘How will your shame be washed away without me? โ€” Rumi

26. We could cut loose, you know. Every man for himself. I look after my orgasm, you look after yours. Right here, right now. Quick and dirty. โ€” Thea Harrison, Midnight’s Kiss

27. …there’s no such thing as a dirty fight. โ€” Susan Ee, Angelfall

28. The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. โ€” Norman Mailer

29. I had the notion that I wanted to write the great dirty American novel, so I went to Roanoke College on the GI Bill. โ€” Tom T. Hall

30. The aristocrats and bureaucrats are dirty rats. โ€” Ray Davies

31. Before ‘Fringe’ I was in ‘Dirty Sexy Money’ playing Jeremy Darling who was this bratty New York socialite. โ€” Seth Gabel

32. Violence begets violence by whomever used. War is a dirty business and entails the use of degrading means, whoever wages it. โ€” A. J. Muste

33. Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret. โ€” Ralph Nader

34. I love to utilize my celebrity status in a responsible and constructive and substantive manner. I like to get my hands dirty rather than a photo op. โ€” William Baldwin

35. ‘the more pretty the face is ” , ”the more dirty past it has’ โ€” Pratyush Singh

36. Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed? โ€” Robert A. Cook

37. This is not a meritocracy. โ€” Sallie Tisdale, Talk Dirty to Me

38. The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. โ€” Ross Perot

39. Better to be dirty than dead. โ€” Stephen King, The Long Walk

40. Vivacity, leadership, must be had, and we are not allowed to be nice in choosing. We must fetch the pump with dirty water, if clean cannot be had. โ€” Ralph Waldo Emerson

41. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. โ€” Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World’s Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adultsโ€“Uncensored edition

42. I don’t mind a dirty girl. But what I find tragic is when we, as women, become not the subject of our own story but someone else’s object. โ€” Tori Amos

43. I’ve always tried to avoid politics because most politicians that I know are quite dirty in terms of human dignity, ethics and morals. โ€” Steven Seagal

44. Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty. โ€” Shannon Lynette, Lady on a Wire

45. Miniture protoplasm, the dirty little bastard! โ€” Richard Matheson, I Am Legend

46. I’m a musician first, a foodโ€“lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. โ€” Tori Amos

47. ‘to do what is right can be a dirty messy business” S. R. Tabone. Made it up for my Godfifa novel.’ โ€” S.R.Tabone

48. If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel! โ€” Robert Louis Stevenson

49. ‘only real true friends will tell you when your face is dirty, Others will either pamper, avoid or laugh at you certainly.[227] โ€” 4 (Thoughts)’

50. Poetry and music I have banished, But the stupidity Of root, shoot, blossom or clay Makes no demand. I bend my body to the spade Or grope with a dirty hand. โ€” William Butler Yeats

Conclusion

We all need a bit of motivation and inspiration to help us get through our daily lives. Whether it’s a reminder to stay clean or a reminder to stay positive, these quotes about dirt can help. As always, it’s important to remember that a little dirt never hurt anyone. Take these quotes to heart and remember to enjoy the messiness of life!

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