Quote compilation websites are all the rage, and for good reason. They’re a great way to keep your sanity while you’re working on your own project by providing a much-needed distraction. And who doesn’t love a good laugh? Below is a compilation of some of the dirtiest quotes we could find.
The best dirty quotes
1. Lost is a lovely place to find yourself. — Michael Faudet, Dirty Pretty Things
2. There is no release In a bodkin or disease, Nor can there be a work so great As that which cleans man’s dirty slate. — William Butler Yeats
3. I can see your dirtypillows. — Stephen King
4. If you have one clean hand and one dirty, you do not get two clean hands by rubbing them together. — The Mexican Horse Thief
5. I don’t come to tournaments to make friends, to go to parties, to hold conversations. I come to be the best, and I’m not mean and cruel and dirty. — Venus Williams
6. I like your mind when it plays with mine. We harmonize, like a dirty sweet symphony. — Melody Lee, Moon Gypsy
7. Biological harm from electromagnetic interference (EMI) is the dirty secret of the electrical, electronics and wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation industries. — Steven Magee
8. How hard is looking for a fresh breeze in a dirty air polluted with your past dusts — Wesam Bader
9. I don’t know how to change the world but I know if I keep talking about how dirty it is out here, somebody gon clean it up. — Tupac Shakur
10. Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed? — Robert A. Cook
11. The only soap of a dirty society is the clean men — only the clean can wash the grimy!
12. We’re supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I’ve never met a family adviser. They’re all off somewhere listening to dirty stories. — Robert Orben
13. I don’t pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself. — Ted Nugent
14. Never expect people to understand, respect or love you , they are just a bunch of dirty flesh and fake skins. Staring to eat you when you are fat enough. — M.F. Moonzajer
15. It’s tragic when people think feminism is a dirty word. — Siobhan Fahey
16. The dirty little secret, folks, is Obama is not only for occupying Wall Street. He also wants to occupy Main Street. — Rush Limbaugh
17. I don’t know how to change the world but I know if I keep talking about how dirty it is out here, somebody gon clean it up. — Tupac Shakur
18. I felt like a piece of trash. I felt dirty and I felt used and I was disappointed. — Monica Lewinsky
19. But life wasn’t a fairy tale, and I had no problem doing what was necessary to get what I wanted, even if it meant playing dirty. — Michelle Madow, Vengeance
20. What kind of one–night stand takes your car the next morning? It’s called the walk of shame, not grand theft auto. — Piper Rayne, Dirty Talker
21. Steve McQueen was from a time when you didn’t know every little dirty thing about our public figures. He and James Dean were very mysterious, archetypal American heroes. — Sheryl Crow
22. Politicized science is like a prostitute with an STD. You know she has been fucked by a dirty politician. — A.E. Samaan
23. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World’s Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults–Uncensored edition
24. I love to utilize my celebrity status in a responsible and constructive and substantive manner. I like to get my hands dirty rather than a photo op. — William Baldwin
25. The Water said to the dirty one, ‘Come here.’ The dirty one said, ‘I am too ashamed.’ The water replied, ‘How will your shame be washed away without me? — Rumi
26. We could cut loose, you know. Every man for himself. I look after my orgasm, you look after yours. Right here, right now. Quick and dirty. — Thea Harrison, Midnight’s Kiss
27. …there’s no such thing as a dirty fight. — Susan Ee, Angelfall
28. The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. — Norman Mailer
29. I had the notion that I wanted to write the great dirty American novel, so I went to Roanoke College on the GI Bill. — Tom T. Hall
30. The aristocrats and bureaucrats are dirty rats. — Ray Davies
31. Before ‘Fringe’ I was in ‘Dirty Sexy Money’ playing Jeremy Darling who was this bratty New York socialite. — Seth Gabel
32. Violence begets violence by whomever used. War is a dirty business and entails the use of degrading means, whoever wages it. — A. J. Muste
33. Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret. — Ralph Nader
34. I love to utilize my celebrity status in a responsible and constructive and substantive manner. I like to get my hands dirty rather than a photo op. — William Baldwin
35. ‘the more pretty the face is ” , ”the more dirty past it has’ — Pratyush Singh
36. Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed? — Robert A. Cook
37. This is not a meritocracy. — Sallie Tisdale, Talk Dirty to Me
38. The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. — Ross Perot
39. Better to be dirty than dead. — Stephen King, The Long Walk
40. Vivacity, leadership, must be had, and we are not allowed to be nice in choosing. We must fetch the pump with dirty water, if clean cannot be had. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
41. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. — Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World’s Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults–Uncensored edition
42. I don’t mind a dirty girl. But what I find tragic is when we, as women, become not the subject of our own story but someone else’s object. — Tori Amos
43. I’ve always tried to avoid politics because most politicians that I know are quite dirty in terms of human dignity, ethics and morals. — Steven Seagal
44. Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty. — Shannon Lynette, Lady on a Wire
45. Miniture protoplasm, the dirty little bastard! — Richard Matheson, I Am Legend
46. I’m a musician first, a food–lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. — Tori Amos
47. ‘to do what is right can be a dirty messy business” S. R. Tabone. Made it up for my Godfifa novel.’ — S.R.Tabone
48. If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel! — Robert Louis Stevenson
49. ‘only real true friends will tell you when your face is dirty, Others will either pamper, avoid or laugh at you certainly.[227] — 4 (Thoughts)’
50. Poetry and music I have banished, But the stupidity Of root, shoot, blossom or clay Makes no demand. I bend my body to the spade Or grope with a dirty hand. — William Butler Yeats
Conclusion
We all need a bit of motivation and inspiration to help us get through our daily lives. Whether it’s a reminder to stay clean or a reminder to stay positive, these quotes about dirt can help. As always, it’s important to remember that a little dirt never hurt anyone. Take these quotes to heart and remember to enjoy the messiness of life!