Quote after quote, these dinosaurs will make you laugh, teaching you powerful lessons about business in the process. With a little something for everyone, this list is a must-read for any entrepreneur looking to up their game. Buckle up and prepare to be inspired! Without further ado, here are our favorite dinosaur quotes.
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The best dinosaur quotes

1. The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What’s our excuse? — Neil Degrasse Tyson

2. Godzilla was the most masterful of all dinosaur movies because it made you believe it was really happening. — Steven Spielberg

3. To me it seems that the warm blooded dinosaurs replaced advanced mammal ancestors that were warm blooded, also. — Robert T. Bakker

4. I need to know if she [Sarah Palin] thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago… because she’s going to have the nuclear code. — Matt Damon

5. Had we not decided to perform this as gracefully as a dancer’s leap? But we turned it into a dinosaur’s dance party! — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

6. Godzilla was the most masterful of all dinosaur movies because it made you believe it was really happening. — Steven Spielberg

7. Back from when they watched black and white TV and hunted dinosaurs. — Rick Riordan

8. In the face of the obscene, explicit malice of the jungle, which lacks only dinosaurs as punctuation, I feel like a half–finished, poorly expressed sentence in a cheap novel. — Werner Herzog

9. To me it seems that the warm blooded dinosaurs replaced advanced mammal ancestors that were warm blooded, also. — Robert T. Bakker

10. Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled. — Steve Martin

11. You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue. — Neil Gaiman

12. In the face of the obscene, explicit malice of the jungle, which lacks only dinosaurs as punctuation, I feel like a half–finished, poorly expressed sentence in a cheap novel. — Werner Herzog

13. And I’m sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green. — Thom Yorke

14. Failure is just success rounded down, my friend! — Ryan North, Dinosaur Comics, fig. e: Everybody knows failure is just success rounded down.

15. I’m a dinosaur, he thought, lumbering through a world where truthtellersare despised. — Tess Gerritsen, The Surgeon

16. Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled. — Steve Martin

17. Nature was quick to pass the sponge of her deluges over these awkward sketches (dinosaurs), these first nightmares of Life. — Villiers de L’Isle–Adam

18. The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What’s our excuse? — Neil Degrasse Tyson

19. I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven’t found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T–Rex screams in my apartment. — Ryan Lilly

20. I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven’t found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T–Rex screams in my apartment. — Ryan Lilly

21. ‘you’re not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more, ” said Yo–less. ”It’s speciesist. You have to call them pre–petroleum persons.’ — Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Bomb

22. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a palaeontologist. I wanted to dig up dinosaurs. — Steven Hall

23. The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What’s our excuse? — Neil Degrasse Tyson

24. Movies will finally reflect the world we live in, not some weird dinosaur reality. — Reese Witherspoon

25. A new poll showed that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job handling the war in Iraq and the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church. — Tina Fey

26. ‘you’re not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more, ” said Yo–less. ”It’s speciesist. You have to call them pre–petroleum persons.’ — Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Bomb

27. Will everyone stop eating dinosaurs?’ she frowned. — Neale Osborne, Lydia’s Tin Lid Drum

28. Zombies are eternal. They’re like dinosaurs. — Roberto Aguirre–Sacasa

29. And I’m sorry for us The dinosaurs roam the earth The sky turns green. — Thom Yorke

30. I need to know if she [Sarah Palin] thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago… because she’s going to have the nuclear code. — Matt Damon

31. Failure is just success rounded down, my friend! — Ryan North, Dinosaur Comics, fig. e: Everybody knows failure is just success rounded down.

32. Nature was quick to pass the sponge of her deluges over these awkward sketches (dinosaurs), these first nightmares of Life. — Villiers de L’Isle–Adam

33. I believe implicitly that every young man in the world is fascinated with either sharks or dinosaurs. — Peter Benchley

34. Back from when they watched black and white TV and hunted dinosaurs. — Rick Riordan

35. You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue. — Neil Gaiman

36. Lightning flashed dully inside the clouds on the horizon making them look as if they had fireflies of their own, monster fireflies the size of dinosaurs. — Stephen King

37. Why can’t we summon the ingenuity and courage of the generations that came before us? The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What’s our excuse? — Neil Degrasse Tyson

38. Had we not decided to perform this as gracefully as a dancer’s leap? But we turned it into a dinosaur’s dance party! — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

39. ‘you’re not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more, ” said Yo–less. ”It’s speciesist. You have to call them pre–petroleum persons.’ — Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Bomb

40. God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs. — Michael Crichton

41. In the face of the obscene, explicit malice of the jungle, which lacks only dinosaurs as punctuation, I feel like a half–finished, poorly expressed sentence in a cheap novel. — Werner Herzog

42. I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room. — Ray Bradbury

43. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a palaeontologist. I wanted to dig up dinosaurs. — Steven Hall

44. God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs. — Michael Crichton

45. If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave. — Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

46. If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave. — Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

47. You could call T. rex the James Dean of dinosaurs: it lived fast and died young. — Stephen Brusatte

48. The Empire State, a lonely dinosaur, rose sadly at midtown, highest tower, tallest mountain, longest road, King Kong’s eyrie, meant to moor airships, alas. — Vincent Scully

49. Had we not decided to perform this as gracefully as a dancer’s leap? But we turned it into a dinosaur’s dance party! — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

50. The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What’s our excuse? — Neil Degrasse Tyson

Conclusion

I hope that you have enjoyed reading this collection of the greatest dinosaur quotes! Dinosaurs are a truly amazing part of our natural history and these quotes are a great way to appreciate their grandeur and beauty. With this list, you can show your appreciation for these wonderful creatures and be inspired to explore the past. Thanks for reading!