I really want to do a western film. It’s one of my favorite movie genres of all time. — Denis Leary

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They’re always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about. — Denis Leary

My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is ‘Ice Age.’ That’s fine with me because pretty soon they’ll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be. — Denis Leary

No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever. — Denis Leary

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time. — Denis Leary

The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media. — Denis Leary

What’s politically correct a lot of times is not funny. — Denis Leary

I’m no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it’s Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It’s not nice. — Denis Leary

I always hated the Grateful Dead. Never even bought a Led Zeppelin album. — Denis Leary

There’s not going to be a ‘Rescue Me’ movie. Not a chance. — Denis Leary

When I go to Batman movies, I always think, ‘Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.’ especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era. — Denis Leary

I don’t want to see a ‘Sopranos’ movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV as opposed to becoming a movie. — Denis Leary

Bill Murray doesn’t do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he’s going to do. — Denis Leary

I went to see the ‘Spider–Man’ movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. — Denis Leary

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you’re a Hall of Famer. — Denis Leary

I fell asleep during ‘Year One’ twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That’s how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed. — Denis Leary

If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, ‘The Ref’ is my favorite Christmas movie.’ — Denis Leary

The first movie I saw where it convinced me I could be an actor was ‘Mean Streets,’ so whenever I see Robert De Niro and he says, ‘Hi, Denis,’ it’s still a really big deal. — Denis Leary

Usually when you watch a film, you’re just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently. — Denis Leary

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean. — Denis Leary

I’m pretty much a chocolate guy. I’m up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate. — Denis Leary

I’m a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence. — Denis Leary

I’ve always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots–I’m pretty good with either one. — Denis Leary

I obviously identify with the anti–authority figure. I’ve pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. — Denis Leary

Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate. — Denis Leary

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. — Denis Leary

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I’m the maid in my house. — Denis Leary

I’d love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television. — Denis Leary

What firefighters and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do; basically these people say, ‘I’m going to protect all these strangers.’ — Denis Leary

Dont do today what you could put off till tomorrow. — Daisy Bates

I basically–I don’t like tattoos, unless you’re a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That’s–those are people who should have tattoos. — Denis Leary

Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter. — Denis Leary

In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I’ve been around firefighters all my life. — Denis Leary

Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family. — Denis Leary

Firefighters don’t go on strike. — Denis Leary