If he’s a duck, then I’m a dirty skunk! Blam! — Daffy Duck

I am a duck bent on self–preservation. — Daffy Duck

Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! So that’s the way he wants to play? — Daffy Duck

Duck hunters is da cwaziest peoples! — Daffy Duck

Don’t let it worry ya, Skipper. I’m just a crazy, darn fool duck. — Daffy Duck

Wait! I haven’t tried toadying, kowtowing, and butt–kissing yet! I’m still begging here! — Daffy Duck

Every artist has thousands of bad drawings in them and the only way to get rid of them is to draw them out. — Chuck Jones

Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I’m rich. — Daffy Duck

The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the smell of birds–the birds were chickens and the flowers dried sunflowers rattling against a wall. — Chuck Jones

Disney was not a good animator, he didn’t draw well at all, but he was always a great idea man, and a good writer. — Chuck Jones

Ha Ha, it is to laugh. — Daffy Duck

When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. — Daffy Duck

I started reading when I was about three, a little over three. — Chuck Jones

Obviously I’m dealing with inferior mentalities. — Daffy Duck

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don’t try selling sunshine and light–you’ll go broke. — Chuck Jones

You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose! — Daffy Duck

Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single–minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected. — Chuck Jones

If you start with character, you probably will end up with good drawings. — Chuck Jones

I can’t stand pain, it hurts me! — Daffy Duck

The only thing an adult can give a child is time. — Chuck Jones

You’ve got a million bad drawings in you; you better get started. — Chuck Jones

Ha! Pronoun problems. It’s not ‘shoot you, shoot you’, it’s ‘shoot me, shoot me’. So, go ahead, shoot me, shoot me!’ ‘You’re Despicable. — Daffy Duck

It’s getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here! — Daffy Duck

A lion’s work hours are only when he’s hungry; once he’s satisfied, the predator and prey live peacefully together. — Chuck Jones

Gad! This comic’s a real page–turner. It’s thlopping over with gripping suspense. — Daffy Duck

When critics sit in judgment it is hard to tell where justice leaves off and vengeance begins. — Chuck Jones

It’s supply and demand! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money! — Daffy Duck

I’m still astonished that somebody would offer me a job and pay me to do what I wanted to do. — Chuck Jones

Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule? — Daffy Duck

The whole essence of good drawing–and of good thinking, perhaps–is to work a subject down to the simplest form possible and still have it believable for what it is meant to be. — Chuck Jones

Mark Twain’s Roughing It is a book that many people don’t know about, but I highly recommend to anybody at any age. — Chuck Jones

I would like to introduce myself: Drip–Along Daffy’s the name! — Daffy Duck

Each character represented a trait that resides in me. — Chuck Jones

Help me, please. I’m too moist and tender to retire. — Daffy Duck

Oh, ooh, I’m just shivering to destruction. — Daffy Duck