The Best Christmas quotes

Although Christmas is typically a time of happiness and celebration, it can also be a time of stress for entrepreneurs. Trying to manage family time, Christmas shopping, and work obligations can be overwhelming. It’s important to take a step back and enjoy the holidays, even during the busiest times. That’s why we’ve compiled some of our favorite Christmas quotes to help you relax and celebrate this special time of year.

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The best christmas quotes

1. I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us some Christmas in our house. — Sebastian Arcelus

2. ‘i’m not most women…””…I’m getting that.’ — Robin Bielman, Once Upon a Royal Christmas

3. Twas christmas broach’d the mightiest ale; ‘Twas christmas told the merriest tale; a christmas gambol oft could cheer the poor man’s heart through half the year. — Walter Scott

4. She didn’t need a man. She wanted one. — Robin Bielman, Once Upon a Royal Christmas

5. I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn’t give her a fancy gift. And I didn’t. — Milton Berle

6. For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t–shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield

7. Christmas is relentless. It’s around the clock. I sit with my little ones in front of the TV screen, and we watch movie after movie after movie. — Sayed Kashua

8. When there’s Christmas in hell. that’s what i call real Christmas! — Nadun Lokuliyanage

9. One of those Christmas songs says, ‘You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout.’ How’s my wife going to get along? — Milton Berle

10. Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It’s a holiday for the family and for everyone. — Melissa Etheridge

11. I got a .30–30 for Christmas in the seventh grade. It wasn’t what I asked for, by the way. — Matt Bomer

12. In the suburbs it’s hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December. — Milton Berle

13. Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. — Matt Groening

14. Christmas really is about all the cliches: health, happiness and love. A future with my family is the important thing… to stay alive for them. — Sylvie Meis

15. I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. — Robert H. Schuller

16. One thing I love about Christmas music is that it has a tradition of warmth. — Zooey Deschanel

17. Later the place was as deserted as Malcolm Muggeridge’s Christmas party of fellow intellectuals. — William Donaldson

18. I didn’t know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come. — Richard Brautigan

19. Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. — Washington Irving

20. I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.’ I tap–danced. I had a ten–gallon hat. It was quite absurd. — Peter Dinklage

21. In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of Christ. — Paulo Coelho

22. I’m Jewish and my wife isn’t so right now we’re literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. — Max Greenfield

23. You may hate being pregnant, but the minute the baby is born, she is God’s precious child, given to you as a gift. — Sandra Dallas, A Quilt for Christmas

24. I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left. — Robert Orben

25. I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left. — Robert Orben

26. The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess. — Tess Gerritsen, The Sinner

27. On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child. — Nigella Lawson

28. Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift–bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year! — Washington Irving

29. Twas christmas broach’d the mightiest ale; ‘Twas christmas told the merriest tale; a christmas gambol oft could cheer the poor man’s heart through half the year. — Walter Scott

30. Enjoying your Christmas in the land of the dead? Fun and different, right? — Molly Ringle, Immortal’s Spring

31. Hot cocoa and cold toes remind me of Christmas. — Toni Sorenson

32. Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection. — Winston Churchill

33. It’s my new single–please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year. — Stevie Wonder

34. Talk about cheap–on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle

35. Nothing is as peaceful as when Christmas is over, when one has been forgiven for everything and can be normal again. — Tove Jansson

36. It’s not just an exclamation, but it’s a rejection of everything to do with Christmas, with the spirit of Christmas, with gift–giving, with generosity. — Patrick Stewart

37. What’s great about an office Christmas party is that it uncovers and reveals parts of your personality that you didn’t see coming. — Will Speck

38. We’re adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you’re counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr, My Kind of Christmas

39. The good part of Christmas is not always Christian––it is generally Pagan; that is to say, human, natural. — Robert Green Ingersoll

40. This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball. — Phyllis Diller

41. At Christmastime, whenever I feel overwhelmed and a little out of sorts, all I have to do is think of my father and the things he’d be doing if he were here–and I smile. — Peggy Toney Horton

42. Now I’m an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. — Orson Welles

43. Christmas is about change. It’s a time we open our hearts before we open our presents. — Toni Sorenson

44. No matter where she went, God was her family. He was her hope. — Tricia Goyer, A Christmas Gift for Rose

45. The knowing is easy. It’s the doing that gives us trouble. — Vannetta Chapman, A Simple Amish Christmas

46. We don’t consider the Wizard of Oz or Father Christmas to be too old. They’re still magical characters, and the fact they’ve been around the block only adds to their magic. — Peter Capaldi

47. Christmas is a holiday that we celebrate not as individuals nor as a nation, but as a human family. — Ronald Reagan

48. Christmas really is about all the cliches: health, happiness and love. A future with my family is the important thing… to stay alive for them. — Sylvie Meis

49. I know that a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania is about the most random place for a country singer to come from, but I had an awesome childhood. — Taylor Swift

50. Christmas is relentless. It’s around the clock. I sit with my little ones in front of the TV screen, and we watch movie after movie after movie. — Sayed Kashua

Conclusion

We hope these quotes about Christmas have helped you reflect on the spirit of the holiday season. It’s a time to celebrate with family and friends, and to take a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. So, take a moment to appreciate the simple joys of the holiday season and the magic of Christmas. Merry Christmas!

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