What came first the chicken or the dickhead? — Alex Turner

Now I know which came first–the chicken not the egg. — David Cameron

When in doubt chicken out. — Robin Jones Gunn

Anyone can make a good roast chicken. — Thomas Keller

Creativity is like chasing chickens. — Christoph Niemann

Even the fried chicken is great cold. — Padma Lakshmi

The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Left wing. Right wing. Chicken wing. — Woody Guthrie

Garlicky chicken is the best breakfast in the world. — Cameron Diaz

Them chickens is ash and I’m lotion. — Mariah Carey

Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot. — Alan Tudyk

One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table. — Jeannette Walls

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. — Aesop

Sins, like chickens, come home to roost. — Charles W. Chesnutt

You) don’t leave the chicken to watch the feed. — Pat Conroy

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? — Steven Wright

Love is dope, not chicken soup. — Tom Robbins

I always get so excited cooking chicken wings. — Jourdan Dunn

He fell like a chicken into the soup. — Dmitri Shostakovich

Call it crazy, or just chicken salad. — Sarah Dessen

My dad gave $3 and a chicken for the first guitar I had. — Carl Perkins

I eat more chicken any man ever seen. — Howlin

My arm bones looked like chicken bones. — Tammy Duckworth

Though the Fox run, the chicken hath wings. — George Herbert

Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff. — Jeaniene Frost

Am I eating chicken or tuna? — Jessica Simpson

I have mostly been eating chicken wings. I only stick to things I can spell. — Boo Weekley

I find myself eating different kinds of chicken each and every day, even if it’s by surprise. — Ludacris

Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You white folks have long been eating the white meat of the chicken. We Negroes are now ready for some of the white meat instead of the dark meat. — Mary Mcleod Bethune

It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage. — John Lennon

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can’t pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, ‘Some Americans say it tastes like chicken. — Erma Bombeck

On my days off I pick up our chicken’s eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won’t be eating any of them for Christmas dinner. — John Nettles

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It’s chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one. — Paul Simon

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom. — Shannen Doherty

Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all! — Onew

I love the smell of fried chicken. — Giancarlo Esposito

Love was a fever that came along a few years after chicken–pox and measles and scarlet fever. — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I have a farm and I love it there. There’s really nothing to do, but even watching the chickens, its fun. — Salma Hayek

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry

I love cooking. I like to make lasagna–its authentic Italian–style. I also do a great chicken recipe for a barbecue. — Sullivan Stapleton

I believe that love is better than hate. And that there is more nobility in building a chicken coop than in destroying a cathedral. — Bette Greene

Now there is something about [Tuukka] you probably don’t know and that is he loves chicken wings more than any person I’ve ever met in my life. If he could eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner he would. — Brad Marchand

I love animals. All animals. I wouldn’t hurt a cat or a dog–or a chicken, or a cow. And I wouldn’t ask someone else to hurt them for me. That’s why I’m a vegetarian. — Peter Dinklage

I love chicken fingers, I love French fries. I love desserts. I’m not just into dessert or just into savoury food. I love it all. I’m a pig. I love food. So it takes a lot of discipline to eat healthy. — Holly Madison

When we found out Blackburn’s owners wanted us to do a chicken advert for Venky’s, we didn’t really know what to think. I had to pretend to love it, but the truth is, one bite and my stomach was in knots. — Michel Salgado

If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i’ th’ shell. — William Shakespeare

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. I love making the dumplings. I think I just like to roll out dough. — Kay Robertson

When I’m out, maybe I’m looking at the fried chicken, but I know I need to order the grilled. But I’m still from the country. I love my fried food and my neck bones and all that, too. — Adrian Peterson

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland

I eat fish and love bacon. Plus, I don’t mind if soups are made with chicken or beef stock, I just don’t like eating big pieces of meat. — Lisa Loeb

I try not the count chickens, and I really do because there’s no point because you go crazy. I’m very happy with the way this is working out. If they do another movie I’d love to do, and we’ll fit in it. — Daniel Craig

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. — Bob Hope

As for real chicken soup, I have it once or twice a week. — Jack Canfield

Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice. — Maurice Sendak

None of the people watching ‘Big Brother’ will bring you chicken soup if you get sick. — Robert D. Putnam

We are America’s Great Lakes people, her freshwater people, not an oceanic but a continental people. Whenever I swim in an ocean, I feel as though I am swimming in chicken soup. — Kurt Vonnegut

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. — Henny Youngman

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley

Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world. — Erma Bombeck

My music is the chicken soup kind. I want people to get a good feeling in their soul from these songs. Roots rock, heartland rock…whatever you want to call it is OK with me. — Kate Voegele

I’m not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken. — Giancarlo Esposito

Fried chicken is my husband’s favorite food. — Chelsea Clinton

The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great. — Donnie Wahlberg

America is a such a melting pot, I’m not sure if roast chicken is the classic comfort food for everybody. — Eric Ripert

My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips.–Sanya Richards — Ross

I like a well–roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways, like sunny–side up or scrambled. It’s comfort food for me. — Joel Robuchon

I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice. — Manny Pacquiao

We all thought of chicken as lean, protein–rich food that’s good for weight watching, but the truth is chicken might actually be making us fatter! — Kathy Freston

All my life flashed before my eyes.… It was really boring. — Chicken Run

I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings. — Mindy Kaling

The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life. — Lesley Nicol

I don’t feel I have the right to snuff the lives of chicken and fish. — Douglas Hofstadter

I’ve slowly gone back, later on in life, to fish and then chicken and then, last year, red meat. — Sarah Chalke

This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That’s my big scar story. I really have no major scars. — Lewis Black

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. — Gary Larson

If God grants me longer life, I will see to it that no peasant in my kingdom will lack the means to have a chicken in the pot every Sunday. — Henry Iv Of France

I love to cook; I cook every day. Chicken features a lot in our lives. — Kate Winslet

My life is very monotonous,’ the fox said. ‘I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a little bored.–Antoine de Saint — Exupery

I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice–cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a beet farm, working on the railroad. I think this eclectic career helped me a lot in life. — Charles R. Schwab

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*. — Thom Yorke

Every time I see something terrible, it’s like I see it at age 19. I keep a freshness that way. — Ralph Nader

I can’t eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. — Jerry Seinfeld

Our chicken maniac, tell us how we can eat it deliciously?’ ‘There’s no time for that. — Onew

I get the worst compliments all the time. ‘Oh you’re Asian? I love orange chicken.’ — Jo Koy

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother–in–law’s recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. — Gail Simmons

My mama told me I was already in a hurry as a child. I even had measles and chicken pox at the same time — Muhammad Ali

I was vegetarian for a long time, and in the last four years I started eating chicken and fish. I feel like it really built up my strength a lot. — Laura Wilkinson

A relative of mine … spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I should think. — Hector Hugh Munro

I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don’t know if it’s because I’m a celebrity but by the time I leave there, we are eating chicken and talking and screaming. — Jenifer Lewis

I speculate that the genesis of the chicken–joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized. — Ryan North

The first time I met Beyonce she was about 18 years old, sitting in a makeup chair eating fried chicken, and I knew it was only a matter of time before everyone would know her name. — Gayle King

I cook at home all the time and really enjoy it. It’s fun family time and we all chip in and help out. We do a lot with our outdoor grill, a lot of chicken or shrimp, and every meal includes veggies. — Alison Sweeney

I’m cool with whatever. I’ll just keep eating my bread, sipping my soup and serving my time. But the chicken is going to lay some more eggs one day. — Charles Oakley

I grew up watching Grease, and Grease 2. I fantasized about walking through school halls and busting out in a song. At that time, I was too much of a chicken to do so. Id love the challenge now. — J. D. Pardo

We even switched to a newly–formed church across the town that gave one hundred and twenty trading stamps each time we attended. (We now worship a brown and white chicken with a sunburst on its chest.) — Erma Bombeck

From the time I can first recall the rain falling on the red clay in Florida. I wanted to make things. When my brothers and sisters were making mud pies, I would be making ducks and chickens with the mud. — Augusta Savage

I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year I get older I think, What was I fearing last year?’ You forget. And then you move on. — Sandra Bullock

I have a lot of fruit trees and my own little vegetable garden and chickens. And every time I eat, I bless my food; I say I’m grateful for for it and let it nourish every part of my body. — Gisele Bundchen

I’m a thigh–meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat–I don’t get chicken breast. I think it’s a publicity stunt that we’ve convinced people it’s delicious. — Patrice O

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. — Katy Perry

Ostrich is a very lean meat. Bison is a very lean meat. Chicken is a very lean meat. Notice something about my favorite meats? — Arlo Guthrie

I was weaned on chicken–fried steak and hominy grits with goopy gravy all over. I loved meat and wore fur. — Kathy Freston