Do you love cheese as much as we do? Here’s a compilation of some of our favorite cheesy quotes to get your day started off right. Whether you’re a cheese lover or not, we think you’ll be amused by these funny, witty and cheesiest of sayings.

The best cheese quotes

1. I’m like a good cheese. I’m just getting mouldy enough to be interesting. — Paul Newman

2. From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron. — J. K. Rowling

3. A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. — Stephen King

4. Every four years we go through the same cycle of hope and disillusionment. — Sheri Holman, The Mammoth Cheese

5. ‘will there be cheese?” asked Chisolm.’ — Nancy T. Lucas, A Ghostly Tail

6. The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single. — Stephen King

7. Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. — Theric Jepson, Byuck

8. For me, there’s a fine line between being a cheeseball and being a good performer. — Norah Jones

9. Educational’ refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger. — Terry Pratchett

10. That’s a horrible thought. I guess cheese or wine. I think I might be too depressed to eat if I had to eat only one thing for the rest of my life. — Rachael Ray

11. The More Important Your Cheese Is To You The More You Want To Hold On To It. — Spencer Johnson, Who Moved My Cheese?

12. Apathy is a trap. There is no challenge… so there is no reward. Remember, there is always free cheese in a mousetrap. — Steve Maraboli

13. Could be worse, I told myself. I could be studying cheese demons. — Rick Riordan

14. But a little milk, butter and cheese are acceptable because no harm is done in obtaining them. — Sathya Sai Baba

15. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. — Steven Wright

16. I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill. — William Shakespeare

17. The green tempts me to make the rich the enemy, and take their cheese. — The Notorious B.I.G.

18. I never did cheesecake; I just used my hair. — Veronica Lake

19. I want to be a rebellious McDonald’s owner. Cheeseburgers… NOPE… we got spaghetti! — Mitch Hedberg

20. Somehow her hula hoop had cut into the driver’s side door like the vehicle was made of cheese. — Nathan Reese Maher, Lights Out: Book 2

21. I gut check my show. I say, I say, ‘Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?’ And Gut says, ‘Yes it does, Stephen. Let’s get a grilled cheese sandwich. — Stephen Colbert

22. For me, there’s a fine line between being a cheeseball and being a good performer. — Norah Jones

23. The sky was the yellow color of old cheese and the clouds flew across it, as if they had seen something horrifying in the desert wastes where they had so lately been. — Stephen King

24. I will have one of the cleanest obits of any actress. I never did cheesecake like Ann Sheridan or Betty Grable. I just used my hair. — Veronica Lake

25. Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. — Theric Jepson, Byuck

26. The cheese stands aloneThe cheese stands aloneHeigh–ho the merry–oThe cheese stands alone — Robert Cormier

27. I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. — Steven Wright

28. I don’t want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap. — Spanish Proverb

29. I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, ‘Have you got frog’s legs?’ He said, ‘Yes, ‘ so I said, ‘Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.’ — Tommy Cooper

30. Never be a food snob. Learn from everyone you meet–the fish guy at your market, the lady at the local diner, farmers, cheese makers. Ask questions, try everything and eat up! — Rachael Ray

31. I would love a sandwich, ‘ said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. — Seanan McGuire, Ashes of Honor

32. I always preferred my father’s pasta the next day, when he’d put it in a hot oven with heaps of extra cheese. It would emerge slightly burned and very crisp on top. — Yotam Ottolenghi

33. Why do I have to do the sewin’? ‘Cause I’m a girl? Is that it? It ain’t fair, I tell ya! — Seán Cullen, Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates

34. Why do we get so angry at ourselves when we eat foods we love? Do you think guys walk around going, ‘I just ate a cheeseburger and I’m so mad at myself?’ — Martina Mcbride

35. I feel cheesy when I see ‘Silver Spoons.’ Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

36. Sometimes it’s good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter. — Nigella Lawson, How to Eat: The Pleasures and Principles of Good Food

37. When is the answer ever less cheese? — Rob Thomas

38. Never be a food snob. Learn from everyone you meet–the fish guy at your market, the lady at the local diner, farmers, cheese makers. Ask questions, try everything and eat up! — Rachael Ray

39. I ain’t gonna lie: I love that cheese. — Rick Ross

40. Life moves on and so should we — Spencer Johnson, Who Moved My Cheese?

41. ‘will there be cheese?” asked Chisolm.’ — Nancy T. Lucas, A Ghostly Tail

42. Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese’s were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail. — Nolan Bushnell

43. We all know the moon isn’t made out of green cheese…but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it? — Will Ferrell

44. I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. Isummoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. — Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man’s Fear

45. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. — Steven Wright

46. I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I’m crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. — Stefano Gabbana

47. Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane

48. I suspect music is auditory cheesecake, an exquisite confection crafted to tickle the sensitive spots of… our mental faculties. — Steven Pinker

49. I’ll try anything…I’ll even try Limburger cheese! — Thomas A

50. ‘ish #1 ”It’s not your mama’s macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.’ — Regina Griffin

Conclusion

Cheese is a versatile food with a unique flavor to it that can bring a lot of joy to your life. Whether you’re looking for a cheesy pick-me-up or a fun way to make a meal, quotes about cheese can provide inspiration. From hilarious jokes to wise sayings, these quotes about cheese will bring a smile to your face and warm your heart. So, next time you’re feeling a bit cheesy, take a look at these quotes and find the perfect one for your situation!