entrepreneurs crave knowledge and wisdom. We want to be constantly learning, growing, and expanding our worldview so that we can make the best decisions for our businesses. That’s why I’ve compiled this list of candy quotes. Not only are they amusing and sweet, but they also contain some valuable business advice.
The best candy quotes
1. I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate. — Ryan Lochte
2. If you think I’m overdramatic, just remember that Candy Crush calls itself a saga. — Randi Lawson
3. I started acting pretty young, so I haven’t had too many odd jobs. But I used to sell candy out of my locker in middle school. — Paul Dano
4. Parents shouldn’t assume children are made out of sugar candy and will break and collapse instantly. Kids don’t. We do. — Maurice Sendak
5. If you think I’m overdramatic, just remember that Candy Crush calls itself a saga. — Randi Lawson
6. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. — Ogden Nash, Hard Lines
7. I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. — Will Ferrell
8. The whole world is like an opened candy jar, and we’re plunging in for the best treats — Vicki Alayne Bradley, Finding Home: A Creative Journey on a Trip Around the World
9. I remember candy rationing until I was, like, 7. — Tim Curry
10. I thought Candy Mountain was a real place — Sarah Martin
11. If Doctor Nolan asked me for the matches, I would say that I’d thought they were made of candy and had eaten them. — Sylvia Plath
12. If Doctor Nolan asked me for the matches, I would say that I’d thought they were made of candy and had eaten them. — Sylvia Plath
13. Ethan: ‘I’m not asking you to continue that night.’Karis: ‘Then what are you asking?’Ethan: ‘For a whole new night. — Monique DeVere, Sexiest Eye Candy
14. I can’t eat pure sugar. I can’t have candy. — Mary Tyler Moore
15. In life, be a kid in a candy store. — A.D. Posey
16. The whole world is like an opened candy jar, and we’re plunging in for the best treats — Vicki Alayne Bradley, Finding Home: A Creative Journey on a Trip Around the World
17. The intelligent desire self–control — children want candy.
18. I just don’t have the willpower to hit up the gym every day for two hours, and the idea of cutting candy out of my diet seems impossible. — Shane Dawson
19. I just don’t have the willpower to hit up the gym every day for two hours, and the idea of cutting candy out of my diet seems impossible. — Shane Dawson
20. We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy. — Winston Churchill
21. Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn’t have to work too hard to get it. — Robert Liparulo, House of Dark Shadows
22. Candy can coax kids. Cooked cabbage can’t. — Ted Agon, The Human Key Condensed
23. I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids’ candy bars by accident. — Rita Rudner
24. Ethan: ‘I’m not asking you to continue that night.’Karis: ‘Then what are you asking?’Ethan: ‘For a whole new night. — Monique DeVere, Sexiest Eye Candy
25. Candy can coax kids. Cooked cabbage can’t. — Ted Agon, The Human Key Condensed
26. A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. — Mitch Hedberg
27. We have not journeyed all this way because we are made of sugar candy. — Winston S. Churchill
28. Her hands moved up his arms and tried to ignore the tingling zapping her skin like the metal edges of the Operation game. — Shannyn Leah, Lakeshore Candy
29. I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming ‘I’m melting. — Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You
30. I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God’s candy. — Michael Bassey Johnson, Classic Quotations From The Otherworlds
31. I just don’t have the willpower to hit up the gym every day for two hours, and the idea of cutting candy out of my diet seems impossible. — Shane Dawson
32. We have not journeyed all this way because we are made of sugar candy. — Winston S. Churchill
33. I remember candy rationing until I was, like, 7. — Tim Curry
34. I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God’s candy. — Michael Bassey Johnson, Classic Quotations From The Otherworlds
35. Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want. — Ryan Gosling
36. When I was growing up, I was eating fast food every day. I’d drink soda non–stop, candy, just everything. It was horrible. My go–to was McDonald’s, for sure. — Ryan Lochte
37. I was just thinking how unfortunate it’d be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis
38. Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want. — Ryan Gosling
39. You are not going to loot a candy shop in the middle of a war! — Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian
40. If I played in New York, they’d name a candy bar after me. — Reggie Jackson
41. She didn’t want the medi–techs. She wanted a fucking a candy bar. — J.D. Robb, Glory in Death
42. I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late. — Mitch Hedberg
43. People get passionate about a song. It’s been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn’t sell records. — Trace Adkins
44. How I want to see the mountains, rivers, sunshine, and ruined fortresses! Let the wind course over us until we become beautiful — Mian Mian, Candy
45. I’m cool with people dressing up as Eleven for Halloween. I definitely want to open my door and give them candy. — Millie Bobby Brown
46. We have not journeyed all this way because we are made of sugar candy. — Winston S. Churchill
47. I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I’d bring her flowers and candy. — Zac Efron
48. How I want to see the mountains, rivers, sunshine, and ruined fortresses! Let the wind course over us until we become beautiful — Mian Mian, Candy
49. I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and sort of sprawled out on the candy counter. — Scott Wolf
50. You are not going to loot a candy shop in the middle of a war! — Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed this collection of the best quotes about candy. Candy can bring us back to our childhood and make us feel like kids again, no matter how old we are. Candy can be a sweet reminder of the joys of life, and can even be a source of comfort in times of stress. No matter what you think of candy, it’s sure to bring a smile to your face and a little bit of sugar to your life!
