The Best Bobby Heenan quotes

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’ — Bobby Heenan

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said ‘parole’. — Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa. — Bobby Heenan

You can win, it’ll just cost you some money. — Bobby Heenan

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper. — Bobby Heenan

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. — Bobby Heenan

You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind! — Bobby Heenan

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce. — Bobby Heenan

I insulted people. I had to–they deserved it. They didn’t have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show. — Bobby Heenan

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink. — Bobby Heenan

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards! — Bobby Heenan

There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee. — Bobby Heenan

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain. — Bobby Heenan

There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. — Bobby Heenan

A friend in need is a pest. — Bobby Heenan

This guy makes coffee nervous. — Bobby Heenan

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don’t need Jannetty. I told you that off and on. — Bobby Heenan

Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam. — Bobby Heenan

You’d have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat. — Bobby Heenan

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver. — Bobby Heenan

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile — Bobby Heenan

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they’ll know where to look! — Bobby Heenan

There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like… Country and Western. — Bobby Heenan

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. — Bobby Heenan

I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me. — Bobby Heenan

When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone. — Bobby Heenan

I don’t look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh–grade education, but I’ve had a lot of fun. — Bobby Heenan

You win some and you lose some. Unless you’re Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan

Tito Santana is like a cue–ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him. — Bobby Heenan

I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair. — Bobby Heenan

If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be. — Bobby Heenan

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82. — Bobby Heenan

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37! — Bobby Heenan

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages. — Bobby Heenan

If you’re poor and you do something stupid, you’re nuts. If you’re rich and do something stupid, you’re eccentric. — Bobby Heenan

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again. — Bobby Heenan

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn’t want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that. — Bobby Heenan

Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it. — Bobby Heenan

They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children. — Bobby Heenan

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other? — Bobby Heenan

I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that. — Bobby Heenan