I blinked and I cured my brain. — Charlie Sheen

I have a 10,000–year–old brain and the boogers of a 7–year–old. That’s how I describe myself. — Charlie Sheen

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain. — Charlie Sheen

You can’t process me with a normal brain. — Charlie Sheen

I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs. — Charlie Sheen

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is–I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. — Charlie Sheen

People can’t figure me out; they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain. — Charlie Sheen

Duh! So, we’re asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? — Charlie Sheen

Rock bottom; that’s a fishing term. — Charlie Sheen

I don’t believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term. — Charlie Sheen

I was banging seven–gram rocks…because that’s how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go. — Charlie Sheen

I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars… — Charlie Sheen

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast. — Charlie Sheen

People ask all the time, ‘What are you thinking?’ It’s my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It’s an invasion. — Charlie Sheen

Shut your evil mucus–hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image. — Charlie Sheen

I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time–and this includes naps–I’m an F–18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. — Charlie Sheen

I’m kind of old–fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it’s not like we’re together all the time. But I need variety. — Charlie Sheen

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive. — Charlie Sheen

I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns. — Charlie Sheen

When friends asked me, Can we help? I’d say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. — Charlie Sheen

I just didn’t believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique. — Charlie Sheen

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. — Charlie Sheen

I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer–I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero. — Charlie Sheen

I’m not in any way religious. I don’t go to church, but I consider myself spiritual. — Charlie Sheen

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories. — Charlie Sheen

I’m not wearing a golden sombrero. — Charlie Sheen

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that? — Charlie Sheen

You can’t not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. — Charlie Sheen

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. — Charlie Sheen

I don’t want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That’s so stupid, I think. — Charlie Sheen

Dying is for fools. I’m proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives. — Charlie Sheen

You can’t cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it’s late stage. — Charlie Sheen

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently. — Charlie Sheen

Steroids build your muscles, but they don’t build your tendons or ligaments. — Charlie Sheen

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. — Charlie Sheen

I refuse to grow up. I won’t become the adult guy. — Charlie Sheen

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red–blooded young American male in my position wouldn’t? — Charlie Sheen

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh–track that is Chuck Lorre’s hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami. — Charlie Sheen

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don’t have to make sure your story matches everyone else’s. — Charlie Sheen

Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane. — Charlie Sheen

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms. — Charlie Sheen

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what’s left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life. — Charlie Sheen

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them. — Charlie Sheen

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business. — Charlie Sheen

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I’m extremely old–fashioned. I’m a nobleman. I’m chivalrous. — Charlie Sheen