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Most people know about Bill Hicks the comedian, but few know about the amazing life he led before he died at age 32. This blog post will give you a glimpse into the incredible journey that was Bill Hicks’ life. From his humble beginnings to his meteoric rise to fame, Hicks never stopped pushing boundaries and challenging societal norms. He was a true innovator in every sense of the word, and his legacy will continue to inspire generations of comedians and entrepreneurs alike.

We are glad to present you the most inspiring Free, Love, Life, World, Believing, Comedy quotes from Bill Hicks, and much more.

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About Bill Hicks

birth of the author

Born:
December 16, 1961

death of the author

Died:
February 26, 1994

medium of the author

Medium:
Comedian, Musician

date of the author

Years Active:
1978-1994

genre of the author

Genres:
Dark Comedy, Political Satire, Observational Comedy

BILL HICKS QUOTES ABOUT THE WORLD

It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it. โ€” Bill Hicks

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world isโ€“and it isโ€“it is merely a ride … โ€” Bill Hicks

I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious. โ€” Bill Hicks

It is, and has been, and will forever be, this world of ours, a fucking joke. โ€” Bill Hicks

it s an insane world and i m proud to be a part of it Bill Hicks quote

The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. โ€” Bill Hicks

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I was always ‘awake’…Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place. โ€” Bill Hicks

You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America. โ€” Bill Hicks

I hate patriotism… I can’t stand it. It’s a round world last time I checked. โ€” Bill Hicks

The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas. โ€” Bill Hicks

it is and has been and will forever be this world of ours a fucking joke Bill Hicks quote

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every selfโ€“created hell you’ll find in this world. โ€” Bill Hicks

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin’ mouth. โ€” Bill Hicks

God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality. โ€” Bill Hicks

Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is. โ€” Bill Hicks

I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being. โ€” Bill Hicks

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. โ€” Bill Hicks

BILL HICKS QUOTES ON LIFE

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. โ€” Bill Hicks

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people. โ€” Bill Hicks

I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life. โ€” Bill Hicks

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I’m a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood. โ€” Bill Hicks

i m totally confused about what i m going to do with my life Bill Hicks quote

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. โ€” Bill Hicks

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life? โ€” Bill Hicks

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet. โ€” Bill Hicks

If you’re so proโ€“life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so proโ€“life, lock arms and block cemeteries. โ€” Bill Hicks

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously. โ€” Bill Hicks

I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening! โ€” Bill Hicks

It’s really weird how your life changes. Tonight I’m drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? โ€” Bill Hicks

BILL HICKS QUOTES ABOUT BELIEVING

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck. โ€” Bill Hicks

I believe everyone has this f*ckin’ poem in his heart. โ€” Bill Hicks

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own selfโ€“created hells. โ€” Bill Hicks

i believe that there is an equality to all humanity we all suck Bill Hicks quote

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. โ€” Bill Hicks

A Christian will say… ‘I believe God created me in one day’ Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. โ€” Bill Hicks

Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. ‘I believe God created me in one day.’ Yeah, looks like he rushed it. โ€” Bill Hicks

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. โ€” Bill Hicks

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myselfโ€“to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true. โ€” Bill Hicks

i believe everyone has this f ckin poem in his heart Bill Hicks quote

They believe the bible is the exact word of Godโ€“Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? ‘I think what God meant to say… โ€” Bill Hicks

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BILL HICKS QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour. โ€” Bill Hicks

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. โ€” Bill Hicks

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god’s infinite love. โ€” Bill Hicks

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. โ€” Bill Hicks

mushrooms grow on cow turds i love that i think that s why you giggle the first hour Bill Hicks quote

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this countryโ€“How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons? โ€” Bill Hicks

Love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all. โ€” Bill Hicks

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. โ€” Bill Hicks

Ohโ€“โ€“won’t we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?…L.A. fell in the ocean?… There is a God. He loves us all so much. โ€” Bill Hicks

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye! โ€” Bill Hicks

I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting. โ€” Bill Hicks

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. โ€” Bill Hicks

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. โ€” Bill Hicks

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me. โ€” Bill Hicks

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Popeโ€“Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexiโ€“glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side. โ€” Bill Hicks

BILL HICKS QUOTES ON COMEDY

Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that. โ€” Bill Hicks

Where’s Bill going?’ He’s going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It’s my particular style. โ€” Bill Hicks

Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. โ€” Bill Hicks

It’s great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I’ve been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time. โ€” Bill Hicks

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light. โ€” Bill Hicks

good comedy helps people know they re not alone great comedy provides an answer Bill Hicks quote

Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’ โ€” Bill Hicks

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining. โ€” Bill Hicks

BILL HICKS QUOTES ON FREE

Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you! โ€” Bill Hicks

It’s all about money, not freedom. You think you’re free? Try going somewhere without money. โ€” Bill Hicks

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. โ€” Bill Hicks

it s all about money not freedom you think you re free try going somewhere without money Bill Hicks quote

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you. โ€” Bill Hicks

I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas. โ€” Bill Hicks

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