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betty white quotes on humor

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. —Betty White


If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble. —Betty White

Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health–I don’t abuse it. —Betty White

Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don’t get that laugh, there’s something wrong. —Betty White


betty white quotes on love

We actors can’t take the credit. We love to try to claim the credit. —Betty White


I love Cadillacs and name them after birds. —Betty White

Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one’s life and one’s outlook is never quite the same. —Betty White

It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh. —Betty White


Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not. —Betty White

I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will. —Betty White

Sex is pretty funny, let’s face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. —Betty White


betty white quotes on work

You don’t luck into integrity. You work at it. —Betty White


I’m having the time of my life and the fact that I’m still working–how lucky can you get? I’m 90 years old and still able to work as much as I do. That’s a privilege. —Betty White

I just want to bring as much natural as I can. I’m not saying that people who take acting lessons are false. They’re much better than I am, but it doesn’t work for me. —Betty White

If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn’t work, you’re a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn’t sound great to me! —Betty White


My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana’. —Betty White

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do. —Betty White

I’m blessed with good health for which I’m deeply grateful, so for that reason, I feel so good. Everybody else is far more excited about the 90 than I am. —Betty White


I’m in the acting business. That’s the ego business. —Betty White

I’m wearing a put together from a little shop that I favor called The Back of My Closet. —Betty White

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business. —Betty White


I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on. —Betty White

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods. —Betty White

Oh, I don’t need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks. —Betty White


betty white quotes on animals

I’m in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo. —Betty White


Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do. —Betty White

I’ve worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I’m so proud of all they’ve done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide. —Betty White

Mary Tyler Moore’ was–it was my first big hit. —Betty White


betty white quotes on time

I have a two–story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise. —Betty White


I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time. —Betty White

I’m just happy as a lark having a good health. People say are you thinking about retiring, I don’t have time to think about retiring. —Betty White

Gravity has taken over me from time to time. But otherwise than that, I’m blessed with good health. That’s the bottom line. —Betty White


Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you’re ugly. —Betty White

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it —Betty White

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we’re abusing our planet to the point of almost no return. —Betty White


betty white quotes on people

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren’t for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today. —Betty White


I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it. —Betty White

When I’m around animals, I don’t pay attention to people. —Betty White

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple. —Betty White


I don’t know how people get so anti–something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much. —Betty White

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. —Betty White

People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. —Betty White


betty white quotes on life

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it’s one passion or a hundred, that’s what keep life interesting. —Betty White


More from Betty white

Vodka is kind of a hobby. —Betty White

I have the backbone of an eel. —Betty White

You’re never too old for anything! —Betty White


There is no fool like an old fool. —Betty White

I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. —Betty White

I’m a teenager trapped in an old body. —Betty White


You gotta use everything you possibly can! —Betty White

I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot. —Betty White

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts. —Betty White


If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve gotta tap that booty. —Betty White

I was one of the first women producers in Hollywood. —Betty White

Anger tears me up inside… My own… or anyone else’s. —Betty White


I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength! —Betty White

I’m not what you might call sexy, but I’m romantic. Let’s put it that way. —Betty White

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way. —Betty White


You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal. —Betty White

I’m a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative. —Betty White

I really don’t care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are. —Betty White


Now that I’m 91, as opposed to being 90, I’m much wiser. I’m much more aware and I’m much sexier. —Betty White

If you have one good series, you know, it’s a blessing. Two good series is unusual. Three is a phenomenon. —Betty White

When you start explaining why something’s funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness. —Betty White


The success setup

Motivation & productivity Hacks and Mindsets from the most successful entrepreneurs.

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