The Best Barney Stinson quotes

You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find. — Barney Stinson

Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it. — Barney Stinson

I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is. — Barney Stinson

Here’s the mini–cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. — Barney Stinson

You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it! — Barney Stinson

Playing a villain was fun, only because you get to do all the things you wouldn’t normally do in your real life. — Neil Patrick Harris

I’m a very lucky man in this chapter of my professional life, ’cause I get to do jobs with wildly different skill sets. — Neil Patrick Harris

I want to be able to infuse some youthful energy and comedy while appreciating the generations before. — Neil Patrick Harris

When I’m sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story… — Barney Stinson

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. — Barney Stinson

A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth. — Barney Stinson

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story. — Barney Stinson

Ted, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It’s just a law of the universe. — Barney Stinson

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever. — Barney Stinson

I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life… — Barney Stinson

Underneath those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that the fact that I love you. — Barney Stinson

I love technology. I buy all of the stuff when they come out first. — Neil Patrick Harris

I’m a games and theory kind of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare’s prose. — Neil Patrick Harris

I’d love to be some sort of villain in a big–budget action movie. Or a superhero franchise. That’d be rad. — Neil Patrick Harris

If you don’t have any ties to the music industry, you just love ‘American Idol,’ you can sit there and do exactly what you do in your living room, which is stare at them and judge them. — Neil Patrick Harris

Article 2: ‘A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it. — Barney Stinson

Article 100: ‘When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection. — Barney Stinson

Article 120 ‘A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name. EXCEPTION: If a Bro’s last name is also a racial epithet. — Barney Stinson

Article 54 A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Patty’s Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year’s Eve, and Desperation Day (February 13). — Barney Stinson

Article 130 ‘If a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, he must first ask what type of car he collided with and whether it got totaled before asking if his Bro is okay. — Barney Stinson

Article 24: ‘When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped. — Barney Stinson

Article 85 ‘If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros. COROLLARY: His Bros are required to whistle, even if they have no idea what they’re whistling at. — Barney Stinson

The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay, whatever’s more than centuries. — Barney Stinson