If had a penny for every strange look I’ve gotten from strangers on the street I’d have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you’re dealing with pennies. — Andy Samberg

If something is making us bored, we should probably keep it shorter. — Andy Samberg

A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It’s always something you’re thinking about unconsciously. — Andy Samberg

If I watch an episode of SNL, and there’s one thing that I liked, then that’s a good episode. — Andy Samberg

If I was any more on edge, I’d be Bono. — Andy Samberg

I too turned to Webster’s Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. — Andy Samberg

I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night’s ‘Main Event.’ That’s how I started watching SNL. On accident. — Andy Samberg

I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at ‘Saturday Night Live.’ — Andy Samberg

Sometimes it is difficult to remember, but other times it is very easy to remember. Sleep deprivation is the killer. — Andy Samberg

I was doing jokey rap stuff in high school. But it was never serious. It was always, like, ‘It’d be cool to do this as a form of comedy.’ — Andy Samberg

I took my pants off in my ‘SNL’ audition. It was to do a character called Out of Breath Jogger from 1982. I had short shorts on underneath. It eventually aired, so it was worth it! — Andy Samberg

I’m a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I’m not a rapper. — Andy Samberg

As is known, I work with my friends quite a bit. It’s just more fun. — Andy Samberg

Genndy [Tartakovsky] is so good at directing and so wonderful with animation. — Andy Samberg

Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don’t have to go to any class. — Andy Samberg

Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good. — Andy Samberg

It’s just cool to be involved in something that’s that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy. — Andy Samberg

I’ve been lucky enough to be part of some great ensembles in theater–I’d been doing theater since college. — Andy Samberg

If you’re someone who’s making film or TV or music, or any kind of art form now, there’s a billion outlets and they all have an opinion. — Andy Samberg

I didn’t realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I’ve always just liked it, and I’ve always watched it and been into it. — Andy Samberg

When you’re a comedian, and you show up on set to a job where you’re not writing, and you get handed material that’s as good as we do on ‘Brooklyn Nine–Nine,’ you just feel lucky every day. — Andy Samberg

Donald trump is running for president, to the delight of uncles everywhere. i’ve got to say, sure Donald trump seems racist. — Andy Samberg

I don’t think a baby is something that you should do because other people are doing it. — Andy Samberg

People will tell me, ‘Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize.’ And I’m like, ‘Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That’s the coolest! — Andy Samberg

I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It’s a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg. — Andy Samberg

I’ve always looked up to Amy Poehler and, obviously, people like Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Mel Brooks, and the ‘Monty Python’ guys. — Andy Samberg

Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women. — Andy Samberg

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to. — Andy Samberg