The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo. — Lewis Carroll

Everybody has won, and all must have prizes. — Lewis Carroll

It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards,’ says the White Queen to Alice. — Lewis Carroll

I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it. — Lewis Carroll

There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought! — Lewis Carroll

Have some wine,’ the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. ‘I don’t see any wine,’ she remarked. ‘There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare. — Lewis Carroll

And how do you know that you’re mad? — Lewis Carroll

Reeling and Writhing of course, to begin with,’ the Mock Turtle replied, ‘and the different branches of arithmetic–ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision. — Lewis Carroll

Curiouser and curiouser. — Lewis Carroll

For, you see, so many out–of–the–way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible. — Lewis Carroll

The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright––And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night. — Lewis Carroll

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’ ‘That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.’ ‘I don’t much care where–’ ‘Then it doesn’t matter which way you go. — Lewis Carroll

Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea–tray in the sky. — Lewis Carroll

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that! — Lewis Carroll

The time has come,’ the walrus said, ‘to talk of many things: of shoes and ships–and sealing wax–of cabbages and kings.’ — Lewis Carroll

Speak English!’ said the Eaglet. ‘I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and I don’t believe you do either! — Lewis Carroll

If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does. — Lewis Carroll

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it). — Lewis Carroll

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop. — Lewis Carroll

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves. — Lewis Carroll

Why it’s simply impassible! Alice: Why, don’t you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing’s impossible! — Lewis Carroll

If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think. — Lewis Carroll

The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth. — Lewis Carroll

Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice ‘but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing i ever saw in my life! — Lewis Carroll

You’re not the same as you were before,’ he said. You were much more… muchier… you’ve lost your muchness. — Lewis Carroll

I could tell you my adventures–beginning from this morning,’ said Alice a little timidly; ‘but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. — Lewis Carroll

Why is a raven like a writing desk? — Lewis Carroll

I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is–oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate! — Lewis Carroll

You are old Father William,’ the young man said, ‘and your hair has become very white; and yet you incessantly stand on your head–do you think, at your age, it is right? — Lewis Carroll

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. — Lewis Carroll

Tut, tut, child!’ said the Duchess. ‘Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it. — Lewis Carroll

I can’t go back to yesterday–because I was a different person then. — Lewis Carroll

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. — Lewis Carroll

Rule Forty–two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court. — Lewis Carroll

If you don t know where you are, a map won’t help. — Watts Humphrey

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again. — Lewis Carroll

If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later. — Lewis Carroll

I don’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it. — Lewis Carroll

Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see. — Lewis Carroll

Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time. — Lewis Carroll

You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are. — Tim Burton

What is the use of a book’, thought Alice, ‘without pictures or conversations?’ — Lewis Carroll