I got a muscle of love. — Alice Cooper

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades. — Alice Cooper

She didn’t know that there was more of me, she’d have to learn to love all four of me. — Alice Cooper

While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead. — Alice Cooper

He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain. — Alice Cooper

Oh, I love to lie. That’s one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn’t possibly be true. — Alice Cooper

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. — Alice Cooper

She’s cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl’s dead. — Alice Cooper

Rock should never be in bed with politics. — Alice Cooper

Freedom to rock, freedom to talk. Freedom, raise your fist and yell. — Alice Cooper

Sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll is easy. True christianity…that’s rebellion. — Alice Cooper

If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are. — Alice Cooper

If somebody had told me that you have a choice of being a rock star or playing left field for the Tigers, there would not have been a choice at all. I would have said, ‘Where’s my locker?’ — Alice Cooper

Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don’t go to a movie hoping it’ll change my life. — Alice Cooper

If you get earaches, I’d turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you. — Alice Cooper

I can’t go to school, cause I don’t have a gun. I ain’t got a gun, cause I ain’t got a job. I ain’t got a job, cause I can’t go to school. — Alice Cooper

I ain’t got a job cause I ain’t got a car, so I’m looking for a girl with a job and a car. — Alice Cooper

If you could use your brain like you use your ass. — Alice Cooper

I’m not crazy about country–western music. But the lyrics are good. — Alice Cooper

I’m not crazy about country–western music. But the lyrics are good. ‘I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy’ is pretty clever. — Alice Cooper

Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal. — Alice Cooper

City people live the city. We live in L.A., New York, we live in places where it’s chaotic and you never know what’s gonna happen. And that’s the music–you never know what’s gonna happen. — Alice Cooper

I appreciate an audience that reacts to the music, even if they jump on stage and try to beat us up, I think that’s a fantastic reaction. I think that they’re really hearing something then. — Alice Cooper

Throughout my life, there are four people I’ve met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison and Pablo Picasso. — Alice Cooper

God gives you a life and says, ‘Okay, what are you going to do with it?’ — Alice Cooper

I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found. — Alice Cooper

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. — Bernie Taupin

I was nervous. I mean, I’d met the Beatles, and Elvis, and everybody, but this was Salvador Dalí . This was like my history. — Alice Cooper

All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do… And it was a coincidence that these new bands, this new wave of bands, were doing Alice and Iggy rock. — Alice Cooper

Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch. — Alice Cooper

Every rock’n’roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now. — Alice Cooper

Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band. — Alice Cooper